Thursday, January 24, 2013

Pregnant Mandouche Says, "Where's The 'Sock?"

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(notes from a post-coma hospital bed)

Gach…. HoHos!! Wherefore art thou HoHos?…

‘Sock!! Wherest du, ‘Sock?! You must post in the mornings!! To keep HCwDB Running in mein absence… even ast I talkst Germanic in my haze…

Oh Black Bikini Alyson… how thine supplest of curves warmest mein freuleins and tickle my shpinkles…

Alack! I have a vision!! Black Bikini Alyson offers the hope while Pregnant Mandouche offers the abyss… I must heal myself… with the power of prayer pear!!

# posted by douchebag1
8:55 am January, 24 jonezy said...

Brunette looks like a wholesome midwesterner that has moved west and is subsumed by the excitement aroused by the greico and bleethness.

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Did I mention motorboat?

9:03 am January, 24 Dickie Fingers said...

Pregnant Mandouche may actually be lactating in this photo.

9:12 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pregnant Mandouche has too much tude for the holder of the most grotesque nipples to ever haunt these pages. I’d tap them chicks. Why do I live in an area that gets this cold? Fuck. Son.

9:33 am January, 24 Douche Wayne said...

“He’s a nihilist.”

“Must be exhausting.”

9:34 am January, 24 UFO Destroyers said...

What the hell? First the disturbing photo and now the comments are looking all effed up. The original Moobs wasn’t this vomit-inducing.

9:50 am January, 24 DarkSock said...

Dammit; my morning post got stuck, like vomit in an unconscious Reverend’s esophagus.

It’s up now.

Re: Pear – I’d like to ghost ride her whip.

My first girlfriend had nips like Preg Man-D.

10:17 am January, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Power of Pear is a mighty fine balm to soothe the aching joints brought on by the frigid weather. As Jonezy mentioned earlier I believe those to be some fine wholesome Midwestern naturals. I bet her nips aren’t as big as Mandouches.

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Mmmmmmm………… wholesome Midwestern naturals

12:19 pm January, 24 Troy Tempest said...

He is pregnant alright. And he’s going to give birth to a great big steaming heap of hot buttered groat clusters, myyyyyy myyyyyy!!!

12:55 pm January, 24 Vin Douchal said...

This place looks like GoDaddy.com fucked WordPress

12:58 pm January, 24 The Dude said...

Blackini has my full attention.

2:12 pm January, 24 eyedouche said...

Best Golden Globe…

2:34 pm January, 24 Duck Duck Douche said...

The renobbery given by Blackini is taken away by the horse in yellow and blue. Whinney. WHINNEY!

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Are you sure that Pregnant Mandouche isn’t just melting? The gravitational pull on that one is strong, similar to Jupiter’s. In a few minutes those will be divining nipples.

3:11 pm January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I do not think the sight of his odious and repugnant nipples can overcome the black bikini girl’s renoB inducing aura. Aura, I says.

5:48 pm January, 24 Guid is Good said...

That Douche’s gut reminds me of a land slip I saw in Indonesia during the monsoon season of ’74.

6:36 am January, 25 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Pregnant Mandouche: If I just pull my shorts down a little more for that groin shave reveal it will draw less attention to my bulging stomach and my 5th grade girly breasts. Now if I tilt my head to the side and give the mean ass stare I perfected when I thirty I will be one hot piece of man crap for the ladies.

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