Saturday, January 12, 2013

Reader Mail: Ed Hardy Heading to the Trash heap of History

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Ed Hardy Har Har! writes in with a report from the front:

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Subject: Hardy Trash Heap!

My offices are located in the warehouse part of downtown Vegas (i.e. where all the strip clubs are). Story was the adjacent warehouse was rented by the fine folks from Christian Audigier.

Not too much went on there, except once a month or so, you’d hear the sound of a large mosquito or a small lawnmower outside the warehouse and some piece of crap Honda would pull up and a Circus AssClown Car would pull up and unload a DoucheSquad who would rustle around and then take off a few minutes later.

Then on New Year’s Eve, a helluva racket out in the parking lot. Looked out and the DoucheGaggle were throwing mannequins and “Hardly” paraphenelia across the parking lot in the general direction of the garbage can.

When there was finally silence, I went out to investigate. I knew I had to capture the scene for HCwDB. I’m pretty sure that picture #2 is a still life destined for the Guggenheim.

Best moment? When the local homeless guy who pushes his shopping cart around the neighborhood trash pickin’ rolled up, and says “What is this stuff?” And leaves without taking ANYTHING!

Ed Hardy Har Har

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We are winning.

# posted by douchebag1
11:54 am January, 12 Bag Margera said...

As this terrible blight is nigh extinguished, I tremble at the thought of what will replace it, as the king of all monikers for insecure frowny folk, that smell like a rhino’s bleached birth discharge.

Also if I were to use the word “sniper” for anything other than an actual sniper, would that be douche thing to do?

12:35 pm January, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Awesome work Ed Hardy Har Har, I especially like the 70% off sign in the 2nd pic.

1:26 pm January, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Good work Hardy Har Har. Tebus and Mother Kroeger weep for the next generation of entitled to see how they grow up.

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49ers over GB Et Tu! And your questions about anal will be answered tonight when I get back from Lenny’s. By back from Lenny’s I mean full of Montreal style ( think NY style but half as thick as a Chicago) pie and stoned, and forwarded to the editor? for review. Son.

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http://www.hoyummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/IMG_5218.jpg

2:09 pm January, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

I got GB and think about tomorrows games.

2:47 pm January, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I guess what happens in Vegas don’t always stay in Vegas.

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3:03 pm January, 12 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Aren’t there laws in Nevada concerning the unsafe disposal of toxic waste in such a manner?

4:16 pm January, 12 DarkSock said...

DB1, I trust these photos are already being carefully preserved and packed away for the future Guggenheim exhibit.

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aaaaand…if nobody’s going to call dibs on that ass torso in the dumpster, I, um, got a friend that needs it for, um, a project. Or something.

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Humpers.

5:51 pm January, 12 Macsorley McScrote said...

That long mannequin leg gives me a renob.

7:58 am January, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Well, I , for one, am shocked about drugs and whores being available, and offered!, in a Vegas club.

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From the sounds of things, that was just a storage locker for whatever the season’s posters and other point of sale crap was.

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Whatever season it was, is over. On to the next season’s drek!

7:59 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Et Tu

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Seattle over Atlanta

8:35 am January, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

Ok

12:06 am January, 15 Stephanie said...

The best thing would be secreting filming the weirdos grabbing the mannequins.

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