Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Sid Squisheous Hangs Out Poolside in Vegas

Sid-Squishous-pukes-poolside

Sid Squisheous definitely shouldn’t have eaten the lobster.

And by lobster, he means crabs.

Yup. Another crabs joke. But that’s how Sid Squisheous rolls when he gets all up in the faux-punk aesthetic. He doesn’t deserve an original joke. So he gets the lobster/crabs.

Not sure what to do with your hottie on Valentine’s Day? Vegas has got some dating ideas. None of them involve Sid Squisheous, however. So we got that going for us.

# posted by douchebag1
7:41 am January, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow,,,,These people really still exist…Amazing…And the Ubiquitous Paper Wrist Band (UPWB) makes an appearance…

9:33 am January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Someone buy the nott in the background another baseball hat. That’s some very unfortunate hair. Unless of course she has just come from an Aileen Wuornos look-alike contest, in which case… well done!

10:04 am January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If I ever have a pet Humboldt squid, I will name it Squid Fishious, and it will live in my pool and I will feed it neighborhood pets and children.

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El Rojo Diablo, son.

10:09 am January, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Someone buy that nott in the background a surgical mask. That’s some very unfortunate Howard Stern face. Unless of course that is Howard Stern in which case he’s cleaned up very well.

10:14 am January, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

Humboldt Squid! Have ya’ll seen these things?

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Someone buy the nott in the background a real bikini. That newspaper she used probably isn’t water resistant.

10:21 am January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mr. Scrotato Head FTW, but I don’t appreciate anyone doing my schtick so much better than me, so GTFO.

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@ Charles Douchwin, of course I have seen them. Usually you don’t just see one though. They are like spineless swimming wolves.

10:27 am January, 29 DarkSock said...

Yeah, Mr. Scrotato Head; you shouldn’t poach other guy’s schticks!

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also:

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Her head is tilted

Since the Humboldt Squid was put

In her MonkeyHole

10:36 am January, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Something I learned today…..you don’t have to be even remotely attractive to have Napkin Nights take your picture in Vegas.

10:55 am January, 29 creature said...

I peed in a squid once

11:05 am January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I don’t know where Wet Republic is, but I think economic sanctions are in order and I would not rule out military options.

11:16 am January, 29 Vin Douchal said...

I’ve seen that carved hair pattern while changing my baby’s diaper after he ate strained prunes.

11:54 am January, 29 creature said...

I devour me some squid Yakatori style….Advantage: creature!

1:48 pm January, 29 bigphatnotadouche said...

Death comes to Vegas.

Meth babies

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