Monday, January 14, 2013
The Lurking Shmegtaint Within Us All
As Rashi taught us, we must always be vigilant.
If we are humble, and virtuous, and study the Torah, and kick douchewanks in the taint, then we may live virtuous lives.
If not, Shmegtaint Bob will fondle Hott Alyssa.
And all will grow Satanic in the ecotone.
Is that to imply that we all carry the Grieco Virus?
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This is bad. This is very very bad.
Fucking intranerts brought me the heralded FBI virus this morning.
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For those unfamliar with this little inconvenience, it takes over your screen stating that you have been to child pornography websites and if you don’t PayPal them $200 they will release your location and IRL to the FBI.
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Say what, mutha fucker? If this had been an actual human in front of me instead of some pussy cuntrag asshole hiding behind a keyboard, I would have choked them blind.
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This virus is intense and a little funny , too. They place an image in the upper right hand corner of a screen and if you have your camera hooked up ( I don’t ) it also puts your live image on there. This must scare the shit outta most rubes so they pay . Of course the virus remains, fuccers
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Using Hitman, McAfee and AVG I kicked it’s ass the fuck out but damn, my day has been a Monday from hell. From hell I says
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I’m gonna snort some whiskey now
I never notice any vampires in these pictures. Perhaps that’s why they sport jesus bling™.
The awesome Pat Travers doesnot approve of this picture. And, which one of the Duck Dynasty dudes is Dark Sock. Son.
On my tablet, the taint’s head is right next to the book the Chief has been flogging since forever.
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But anyways, the taint and the ‘bag on the book’s cover are I-dentical! Almost
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And nice tits, hon!
I approve of HonMilf. Supreme Yogurtress.
Tell me this picture was taken 5-6 years ago, not recently. Nobody could seriously be sporting this look today. Right?
If I didn’t know any better, and I don’t, I’d say that was our good friend Smoot. And by good friend I mean that that crack you get in the crack of your ass when you wipe too often, too hard, for too long.
That beam of light could be aliens,and I’m hoping they beam them up quick. Go ahead and experiment on them,please.
I’m beginning to think “sunglasses” or the new “paper bag”.
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The number of moderately attractive women sporting sunglasses on this site is nearing 90%. Just as with the above bleeth, I suspect she’s fall from an 8 to a solid 6 sans sunglasses.
I’m pretty sure that’s Smoot and Smootette