Monday, January 21, 2013

Triplets

Pfah???

Three of these things are similar. Can you match them?

Put forth your hypotheses in the comments section. 2 points to Gryffindor to the best answer.

# posted by Bagnonymous
10:24 pm January, 21 DarkSock said...

And, yes, this puts to rest once and for all the question of the gravitational forces of silicone.

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Orbiters.

11:05 pm January, 21 massadouchetts said...

Foreheads: The best match has to be the foreheads. For under those foreheads are luscious breasts below the neck line.

The lone eleven-head is all boob below the skin. Just sayin’.

An alternate caption would be:

Everyone smile! This is a hold up!

(please refer to the joke about the old guy arrested for assault and battery with a dead weapon)

11:20 pm January, 21 Tits McGee said...

The boobs on the right look like they’re filled with helium.

11:36 pm January, 21 The Dude said...

The two globular bolt-ons almost distracted me from the answer: bald guy completes three-of-a-kind. But hell no, I ain’t snuzzling bald guy, I’m gonna get my bell rung by Barbie’s bigguns!

11:54 pm January, 21 Stephanie said...

Shiny,why not rub it and see if a genie appears?

1:43 am January, 22 Douchble Helix said...

I only see two things in the whole pic.

1:50 am January, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Here’s a version for those that found this quiz a little too hard.

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http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/577/triplets.jpg

1:56 am January, 22 Wheezer said...

I think it’s the three chopsticks on the left plate.

5:29 am January, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Like a divining rod drawn to water, wooden chopsticks are drawn to blond wigs.

5:49 am January, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Melvin from accounting takes his assistants to lunch. Guess which one he fudges a few numbers for. And by fudges I mean dirty cocck ass to boob (ATB) with wigged Hermonculous-boobed Gwyneth. Son.

6:28 am January, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Like moths drawn to a flame, the female of the species are drawn to Melvin’s wallet

6:31 am January, 22 DarkSock said...

Since I was drunk as Rev last night and hit “Publish” instead of “Schedule”, it actually says “Tuesday” at the top, even though the letters appear to convey the word “Monday”.

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Liveries.

6:38 am January, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

The three things similar are the two boobs on the right and the one wearing glasses.

8:24 am January, 22 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

FOR SHAME!!!!!!!! This man is not a deuche! Why should we come down so hard on him? This is a prime example of where this enterprise is heading as of late. Refer back to “sad sac” with his striped sox lady. These guys like Rudy are hitting far above their weight class. Just because when he motor boats her tonight, and she looks down in terror because she things she has grown a third pale tit, does not mean we should mock Morty. I say we abolish the sad sac nice deuche cattegory. It is a contradiction in terms. We are like the black community that tries to bring down a brother after he claws his way out of the ghetto. Power to the nice guy, you heard!?

8:58 am January, 22 wonderdouche twin said...

Three things that are similar are the the average FICO score of the two blonds and the bald one, 480. The drapes matching carpet red head has a 680 and plans on graduating college with a masters in sports fitness which albeit pays well keeps her close to the douche.

9:07 am January, 22 douchenozzle said...

@ Don Keydic. You are right she will look down in a drunken terror and think she has grown a pale third tit when he motor boats her tonight. But you know what Dr.? He is a deuche. He pretends like he has cancer when all he has is alopecia. The strippers feel bad for him and agree to go out to dinner with him and let him nuzzle at the mamories for a small fee.

9:34 am January, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The empty plate, the empty glass and the empty head on the bleeth on the right.

9:44 am January, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The three gold diggers who pretend to like Melvin from accounting and tell him his bald head is so sexy, so he’ll take them out for drinks and sushi after work at that trendy new place downtown.

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sucker

9:53 am January, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Could the chick with the floats be the biggest ‘bag in this pic?

10:04 am January, 22 hermit said...

^ I agree with DH.

Bald dude is just making the best of an awesome situation.

10:13 am January, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Their waiter, Lucas Dell’Abate in the back, spit in three of their meals

10:40 am January, 22 creature said...

gyno Dr Deeppockets with his staff nurses Felatiana & Analinga on the right, & nurse ‘I’m all faux except my cocxk’ on the left

…triplets are trident of chopsticks, the three broads (which would normally mean 3 vag, but, not so sure here) & 3 orbs (2 tanning boothe bronzed shotput & a pallid dome)

…you gnaw on that rock candy Doc & take the taint splitting rod!

11:46 am January, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Notta and goinpeace.

I somewhat agree w/Dr. Keydic, although I think the concept of the Sad Sack is misunderstood. The mock is not for actual nice guys, but for the proverbial wolf in sheep’s clothing – the Tumblr demonstrated numerous examples self-proclaimed “nice guys” (often wearing fedoras for some inexplicable reason), then saying extremely douchey things, bordering on homicidal.

1:20 pm January, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His balls. His head. His wallet. All three are empty for the same reason(s).

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Word to your mother!

7:50 pm January, 22 Macsorley McScrote said...

Big deal. Software engineer Poindexter Gherkindick scores at the roulette table and blows it all on some bleethed out hookers (respect).

Disclaimer: I would snort a line off of Chesty Sweatermeat despite the Bleeth factor.

10:42 pm January, 22 airdomin8 said...

The software developer borders on NottaDouche. But…um… I can’t remember my point.

12:31 am January, 23 Name said...

Love the body language on the bald guy. His right shoulder is trying to block the other two ladies from interfering with his play on the blonde with the inflatables.

12:56 am January, 23 ehcuodouche said...

Her boobs and his bald head are very close to the same size, smoothness and hardness.

5:49 pm January, 23 beltman713 said...

If she put glasses on those things they would look like triplets.

6:39 am January, 24 K said...

The three on the right have tits. The one on the left doesn’t.

But the dude has notadouche written all over him. He’s just a lonely guy with enough money to hire three pros for a night of fellation.

6:03 am January, 25 douche equis said...

Awesome title — one word was all it took. Pithy, I say. I laughed immediately, something I desperately need these days.

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