Monday, January 7, 2013

Your Monday Morning Post Filler

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Old Man Gabanzo and Inflata-Aryan Sue are alls I got while we wait for Rev. Chad to shake things up around here.

Hey, it beats having to sit through nine minutes of commercials to watch two minutes of crappy d-grade late 90s rom-com on basic cable.

Lookin’ at you, CMT Network. If that is your real name.

# posted by douchebag1
11:05 am January, 7 creature said...

if he plays a vigorous patty-cake with those Zoomers, he gets a notta from me

11:14 am January, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Grammy Largeman hugs a relative and calls her the wrong name

11:25 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is he wearing suspenders around his neck? Are those real? Am I sporting wood?

12:16 pm January, 7 The Dude said...

I wonder how long she can hold that expression?

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Those fun bags look really fun.

12:20 pm January, 7 Scooby Douche said...

Holy crap, did she use a shoehorn to pack those things into that dress? Shoehorn, I says.

12:45 pm January, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

and they got the matching head tilt thing going on.

her boobies are things of wonder. and silicone.

1:21 pm January, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Only the creme-dela-creme showed up for the Third Annual Stand-In/Stunt Doubles Awards held in Scottsdale this year. We see pictured here Abe Capellman and Tina Fagina arriving to accept their lifetime achievement awards for being on-set when Steven Segal and Linda Gray had to tinkle. Or when the lighting gaffers had to set up a shot. Or they were at lunch. Or…

1:55 pm January, 7 DarkSock said...

Them RealDolls ain’t cheap.

2:17 pm January, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Apparently Ron Burgundys wardrobe has been stolen… by this guy! Ascot, tasseled loafers and a bloated prostated. Rubber tits McGhee looks likes she down for milfy anal fun.

2:28 pm January, 7 Troy Tempest said...

holy fuck, it’s only Monday, and already, the competition for the weekly is over. That simpering DOUCHEBAG. Hoooleeeeee fuck – what kind of a furby fucking assmagnet wears a Khazakhstani cravat with a tuxedo? But he’s got “long hair” so he’s cool. Or something. Damn, I want people like him in jail.

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And I want women like her in my bed. Nekkid. Ready. And willing.

8:57 am January, 8 DouchYouWannaDance said...

No way that ginormous head on dude is real. Looks like a bad Photoshopped attempt to place his head on some celebrities’ body just so he can claim to know Sue.

4:29 pm January, 8 Stephanie said...

I imagine that if she tilts anymore to one side she will fall over. The liquid in her bolts ons will swish to one side,but he’ll pick her up.

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