Wednesday, February 13, 2013
A Whole Bunch of Herpster Assmunch Hits on Desiree
William Herpsterassmunch, come on down!!
You’re the next contestant on Why Old People Should Not Establish Trustfunds for their Grandchildren Without Getting To Know Them First!
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That is one curvy babe.
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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury
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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey
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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey and three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character
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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey and three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character that’s stealing that glass from the casino
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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey and three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character that’s stealing that glass from the casino and has a unicorn with a goatee straddling a rainbow for her tramp stamp
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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey and three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character that’s stealing that glass from the casino and has a unicorn with a goatee straddling a rainbow for her tramp stamp that gets on top and rides you like a wild Banshee until your Johnson screams for ointment.
If I stare at Desiree long enough, I know I will see the Holy white triangle.
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cockblockers
Buzzfeed brings “14 Kinds Of Men To Avoid Dating In Los Angeles”
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Oddly, Number 1:Jay Louis, Number 4:the Douchebag
@Vin, its because #4 can actually talk to a woman in person.
Desiree is giving the, originally from somewhere in Ohio but now from LA, eye of I enjoy coitus interruptus and on to of that, as bigphatnotadouche, noted a potential Holy White Triangle reveal only I think it will wind up being a equally Holy Leopard Print Triangle reveal to match her smart phone.
I want to establish a colony of single celled white tailed creatures in all of her cavities
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pillagers
vin, thanks for leading me to this
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/spanish-percussionist-pounds-four-female-butts
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I believe i’ve found my new dream job
Groovin’ B. Woody knows exactly what he’s do with Desiree.
^he’d
Jorge Perez Gonzalez is my newest hero.
Herpster (oddly-enough successful) Pick-up Line: Come party with me on the bus!!!! No, really… it’s on the bus.
Speaking of “on the bus”, a great Zappa Guitar solo that follows the previous exploits of Mary as she works her way back home after being out on tour with some rock group and guy with a wrench in his pocket.
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Keep it Greasy, yall
VD 4:14
Funny.
Makes up for through oral sex device link in the other thread.
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Cons= non-steralizable
When you wake up next to this broad the next morning she looks old enough to be her mother.
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Wait, what?
I Sofa King We Todd did. Viv Sofa King We Todd did.
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Son
This is why people don’t use public transport. The public.
Todd? wha happen Kroeger? Soberiety sounds pretty crazy.
Translation for the untarded:
“I Sofa King We Todd did” = I so fucking retarded.
The face of herpster poo is on display for the world.
Not only scissor gang mafia… but SLEEVED scissor gang mafia…
Let’s make dumb faces for the interweb.