Wednesday, February 13, 2013

A Whole Bunch of Herpster Assmunch Hits on Desiree

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William Herpsterassmunch, come on down!!

You’re the next contestant on Why Old People Should Not Establish Trustfunds for their Grandchildren Without Getting To Know Them First!

# posted by douchebag1
3:51 pm February, 13 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

gunt

4:03 pm February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

That is one curvy babe.

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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury

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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey

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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey and three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character

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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey and three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character that’s stealing that glass from the casino

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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey and three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character that’s stealing that glass from the casino and has a unicorn with a goatee straddling a rainbow for her tramp stamp

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That is one curvy babe with a workplace radiology injury and no fear about putting her arm around a rabid monkey and three fingers on each hand like a cartoon character that’s stealing that glass from the casino and has a unicorn with a goatee straddling a rainbow for her tramp stamp that gets on top and rides you like a wild Banshee until your Johnson screams for ointment.

4:09 pm February, 13 bigphatnotadouche said...

If I stare at Desiree long enough, I know I will see the Holy white triangle.

cockblockers

4:14 pm February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Buzzfeed brings “14 Kinds Of Men To Avoid Dating In Los Angeles”

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Oddly, Number 1:Jay Louis, Number 4:the Douchebag

4:30 pm February, 13 Filipe said...

@Vin, its because #4 can actually talk to a woman in person.

4:57 pm February, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Desiree is giving the, originally from somewhere in Ohio but now from LA, eye of I enjoy coitus interruptus and on to of that, as bigphatnotadouche, noted a potential Holy White Triangle reveal only I think it will wind up being a equally Holy Leopard Print Triangle reveal to match her smart phone.

5:02 pm February, 13 creature said...

I want to establish a colony of single celled white tailed creatures in all of her cavities

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pillagers

5:08 pm February, 13 creature said...

vin, thanks for leading me to this

http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/spanish-percussionist-pounds-four-female-butts

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I believe i’ve found my new dream job

5:15 pm February, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Groovin’ B. Woody knows exactly what he’s do with Desiree.

5:16 pm February, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

^he’d

5:18 pm February, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jorge Perez Gonzalez is my newest hero.

5:24 pm February, 13 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Herpster (oddly-enough successful) Pick-up Line: Come party with me on the bus!!!! No, really… it’s on the bus.

6:14 pm February, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Speaking of “on the bus”, a great Zappa Guitar solo that follows the previous exploits of Mary as she works her way back home after being out on tour with some rock group and guy with a wrench in his pocket.

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Keep it Greasy, yall

6:43 pm February, 13 hermit said...

VD 4:14

Funny.

Makes up for through oral sex device link in the other thread.

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Cons= non-steralizable

7:34 pm February, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When you wake up next to this broad the next morning she looks old enough to be her mother.

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Wait, what?

7:51 pm February, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I Sofa King We Todd did. Viv Sofa King We Todd did.

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Son

10:46 pm February, 13 Guid is Good said...

This is why people don’t use public transport. The public.

5:29 am February, 14 The Dude said...

Todd? wha happen Kroeger? Soberiety sounds pretty crazy.

6:09 am February, 14 Bag Margera said...

Translation for the untarded:

“I Sofa King We Todd did” = I so fucking retarded.

9:30 am February, 14 Billy The Scrote said...

The face of herpster poo is on display for the world.

1:24 pm February, 15 Zowieisyoursavior said...

Not only scissor gang mafia… but SLEEVED scissor gang mafia…

1:17 am February, 16 Stephanie said...

Let’s make dumb faces for the interweb.

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