Wednesday, February 20, 2013

And Then There's This Guy…

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And lo, the Baby Tebus soiled his diapey.

For the Virginia Slims are tasty choice specimens of warm Southern hospitality.

And by warm Southern hospitality, I mean mostly one and two syllable words followed by Jaeger shots and cries of “Wooo y’all!!” Which, on the whole, is a fair deal by me.

# posted by douchebag1
7:30 am February, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Born Killer and platnum are taking a dump. Possible triangle sighting on the right.

7:33 am February, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

John Stamos’ career has finally cooled but atleast he’s not fucking that woodchuck puppet like Coulier!

7:36 am February, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

After Lou Diamond Phillips turned his wife lesbo he sure has been pulling in some very fine young hotties. Douche signs here? Maybe a Nottabag

7:54 am February, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

As Dickie Fingers pointed out, potential holy triangle obscured by purse reveal is a plus in my book. Platinum’s clenched teeth says so much and by so much I mean her look says regret and WTF am i doing sitting next to this nitwit.

7:56 am February, 20 DarkSock said...

Honey Poo Poo?

8:02 am February, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is that a Monkey with an assault rifle on his shirt? Damn Iranian government now they’re marketing their simian projects as douche wear.

8:24 am February, 20 Misty Axe said...

I think he is getting a hand….I mean finger job from the chick on the left. He is Born this way

9:07 am February, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think someone mis-spelled a word on his t-shirt.

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Stillborn

9:39 am February, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

What’s with the drink in her hand?!

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This guy’s a terrible babysitter.

9:45 am February, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Really, REALLY trying to squealch that fart

10:04 am February, 20 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Platinum rocks a dry run wristy on Born Killer who looks well pleased.

11:28 am February, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Had a spelling error in my first post. Should be Platinumb.

11:30 am February, 20 Morbo said...

Is that the super rare Holy Naked Triangle? It feels like we’re trying to confirm a sighting of the Loch Ness Monster.

6:11 pm February, 20 Steve said...

The fact that anyone’s first thought from this picture is to photoshop a dick in platinum bleeth’s hand makes me wonder if this could be a new fad for picture taking. Duckface/ That shit is so 2007. Now chicks actually choose to make a wanking motion in front of a dude’s crotch.

Feminism y’all!!

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