Thursday, February 21, 2013

Cole Howitzer Stores Stuff on His Arm

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The drink suckle purity of Next-Door Katie offers sweet spackle sunshines. I would do her Econ 101 homework dressed only in a Mumu and furry slippers in the hopes that she’d let me finish her half-drunken Diet Coke.

Diet Coke should never get drunken.

Nor should the DB1 eat too many snack cake treats before lunch.

# posted by douchebag1
12:48 pm February, 21 Bflak said...

What the heck does it say on her right boob? Does it say what I think it says?

12:58 pm February, 21 Charles Douchewin said...

Nottadouche.

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He’s got a good thing on his (other) arm, and is being politely stoic about it.

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Good on ya’, sir.

1:19 pm February, 21 jonezy said...

Diet Coke = Diarrhea in about 2 hours if you ask me…

1:48 pm February, 21 UFO Destroyers said...

Harold Largeman, in his sportcoat and slacks, just wanted an order of fish and chips for the lunch price of just $5.95 so he could make it back to the office in time for the 1:45 pre-conference call meeting for the two o’clock conference call. Now he calls in sick due to a severe case of GSR.

1:59 pm February, 21 DarkSock said...

He’s covering up his tatt of Stacey’s mons pubis he got done before she dumped him; he’ll need to ease Next-Door Katie into that piece of ink.

2:21 pm February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

“I’m still not entirely clear on just who, exactly, wears short shorts.”

“We wear short shorts!”

“Thank you for the clarification. Good day to you both.”

3:43 pm February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Bflak

Great eye re; her boob and I do believe you are right and that’s a bold choice on her behalf and I respect that. Her MPR calls out to all who would dare to dream of sloppy spackling goodness.

4:17 pm February, 21 Guid is Good said...

Anyone know what her boob says? I can’t read Medieval Gothic or Nouveau Douche.

4:21 pm February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

I think her boob says “Born to Fu#K” or “Born to funk” which is lame.

9:31 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cole and Katie have interchangeable hip bones.

10:30 pm February, 21 ehcuodouche said...

He’s storing more in his arm than he is down below, na mean?

8:04 pm February, 22 douche equis said...

Cole Howitzer is a great name, and I believe that would be “Born to Rock”. That o looks awfully u-ish, true, but that’s for sure a capital R, not an F. Maybe it’s “Born to Ruck”, but I doubt it.

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Clanking hipbones could be an issue for these two.

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