Sunday, February 17, 2013

Eurobags See What Happens When They Throw a Can of Axe Bodyspray in a Fireplace

They would douche 500 miles.

# posted by douchebag1
10:00 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

That was kinda epic.

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30 I.Q. Douche was quite upset and was moved by some dim sense of self-preservation to berate the dumber douches.

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AFTER the flammable pressurized can of Axe was put in the fireplace, it should be noted…After.

10:05 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

And if he haivers, hey, they know they’re gonna be

be the douche who’s haivering with him.

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What the FUCK does “haiver” mean? I know the Irish were prone in the past to blow shite up; maybe haivering involves axe-bombing fireplaces.

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Maybe artists are simply moved to create nonsense words by the Pompidas of Love.

10:39 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A friend of mine was going out with a chick way above his paygrade. We were at a party decades ago. Someone was playing Deep Purple. We knew the chick was stupid when she got Hendrix lyrics wrong. We were laughing harder (stoned) when she started wailing to “Highway Scar”. Sam was always paranoid on Bugs Bunny blotter and that night he took four hits.

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We could see his LSD induced rage/paranoia at the laughter growing as we played the song over and over as she revelled in the attention. When she started singing the lyrics to “Space Monkey” we were spitting out our beer. Sam flew into a rage and knocked her right the fuck out. I never saw anything so funny. I told him he better flee.

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Sam has not been back to Ontario in 25 years. He was the best man at my wedding by speakerphone. Son

11:38 am February, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

That one dude looks like he might be TechnoVikings retarded brother.

@Sock

I believe they were Scottish not Irish. Speaking of Scottish I could go for a nice 10 year old Speyside single malt.

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Proclaimers

11:51 am February, 17 Troy Tempest said...

Yeah – that band was Scottish. From some suburb of Edinburgh. The Edinburgh accent can get pretty thick, but it’s not as bad as the Glaswegian. Those people talk like they’re deaf or something. I was at a party some time ago in California and was chatting with this douche who was talking about Scotland, and how he wanted to go to Edenberg. I was like “Edenberg? Where the fuck is that?” and he got all “I’m smarter than you” on me, and began to lecture me on how it’s the biggest city in Scotland, etc. I got to get all “I’m smarter than you” on him with “Ummm, it’s pronounced “eddinbur” not “Edenberg” you lummox.”

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Glaswegians.

1:23 pm February, 17 creature said...

‘eddinburrrrrrrr’ with a heavy roll on the r….I gotz a scot honey, trust me if’n you wanna slap their ‘fanny’, that’s not a pat on the ass!

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highlanders

1:24 pm February, 17 creature said...

btw, exploding can of Axe is kinda hilarious…can’t think of a better way to scatter a room full of douche!

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pyrotechs

2:24 pm February, 17 eyedouche said...

You’re gonna need a bigger can.

2:41 pm February, 17 creature said...

teetotalers

5:09 pm February, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

What’s with the taking off of the shirt? Why?

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Also, here’s creepiest thing I’ve seen in weeks, and I’ve clicked on Jacques’ links:

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http://blog.makezine.com/2009/02/08/how-to-identitypreserving-ski-mask/

6:21 pm February, 17 Guid is Good said...

Love EuroBags.

6:45 pm February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Charles Douchewin

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It puts the ski mask

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The snow hose.

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Fuck I’m bored of being sober. Need full-stength Makers.

7:10 pm February, 18 JustDan said...

Am I the only one who can’t see the linked vid? Not even an empty square. Just and empy white space.

Sort of like Scandinavian Europe. Fitting I suppose.

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