Friday, February 1, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Jeb has stopped speeding

Since Jenny’s nightstick was crammed

In his monkey hole

Halloween outfit

Easy-Loving Cootch Dancer

Motor Boat Jenny

— Et Tu Douche?

 

 

Massive Mammaries

Make Meatheaded Manny’s Mouth

Maul her Maracas

— DoucheyWallnuts

The roofie goes in

her drink, not on your tongue you

insipid meatwad.

— UFO Destroyers

Some say more than a

handful is a waste of boob.

They are idiots.

— Douche Wayne

This is not her first

rodeo, but certainly

his first roady ho.

— Bag Margera

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:11 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

Billy Bob licked hard

But felt something on his tongue;

He licked her mole off.

7:12 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

Jeb’s got a good mind

Ta’ plow her sodden furrow

With his Love Tractor

7:13 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

Hey, Cindy…I know!

Let’s play “Cops and Renob’ers”.

Get out the handcuffs.

7:15 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

He tried to get in

The back of her “cruiser”, but

Had to work a beat.

7:17 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

It’s “Police Woman”,
The new LIfeTime Series stars
Angie Dick-in-Some

7:22 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

If you sumbitches

Don’t start posting, I WILL put

My shit on front page.

7:37 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Massive Mammaries

Make Meatheaded Manny’s Mouth

Maul her Maracas

7:42 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cleavage avalanche

Gives me a massive renoB

I need “Private Time”

7:43 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s unusual

That a tranny with big tits

Brings on the Turgid

7:43 am February, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Great stuff, ‘Sock!

7:47 am February, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jennys B( . )( . )b’s Inspire

Jeb drops hit of Mesacaline

Date rape charge pending

7:53 am February, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Halloween outfit

Easy-Loving Cootch Dancer

Motor Boat Jenny

8:24 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This cop takes the hose

The beef hose, the beef hose, the

Beef hose, the beef hose

8:27 am February, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Jeb thinks his Tic Tac

Will keep him fresh. But his stank

comes from all over.

8:34 am February, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Jenny’s bustin’ out.

Which causes Jethro to Freeze.

I think I would shoot.

8:51 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The lack of Haikus

Could be because there weren’t

Any picks last week

8:56 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would violate

Every Penal Code there is

To Fucc those fun bags

9:02 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She couldn’t wear a

Bullet-proof vest since fun bags

We’re sewn into her

9:09 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douchebag distracted

By herp outbreak on his tongue

Misses tit lick chance

9:17 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

Why no picks last week?
In a bind and way behind
My quandary was:
.
Post Haiku front page
Or bust out Friday Thoughts/Links?
I chose hangover.

9:18 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A cunning linguist

Would know what to do with those;

This douchebag doesn’t

9:24 am February, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

The roofie goes in

her drink, not on your tongue you

insipid meatwad.

9:36 am February, 1 Mangum Douche P.I. said...

Officer Kim shows

her perfect supple breasts. Jeb

shoots load in own mouth

9:46 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

Renee P Coltrain

catches duke of hazzardous

waste with her cooter.

9:56 am February, 1 baffomet said...

Jason Presley’s son

Is like his douchebag daddy

Oh wait look! Boobies!!

9:58 am February, 1 Douche Wayne said...

One of the London

brothers, either Jason or

Jeremy, licks tits.

10:00 am February, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Overgrown taste bud

develops mind of its own;

leaps into cleavage.

10:01 am February, 1 Douche Wayne said...

“I was in Mallrats!”

“I thought that was your brother?”

“I’m not sure, myself.”

10:04 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

He wanted to kiss

with an ecstasy tablet.

Hats got in the way.

10:04 am February, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Fun bags, chesticles,

dirty pillows, gazungas,

boobies, boobies, tits.

10:06 am February, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Unless that hat brim

conceals wonky white milk eye,

I cannot resist.

10:08 am February, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Some say more than a

handful is a waste of boob.

They are idiots.

10:08 am February, 1 Josh said...

He chooses to waive

his right to remain flaccid

Jethro COPS a feel

10:11 am February, 1 hermit said...

Et tu 7:53 ftw

10:15 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

Going to prison

for acts of douchebauchery.

Bag em and tag em.

10:18 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

Terrible people

always get older and want

Halloween all year.

10:23 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Where’s the Reverend Chad?

Has he taken censorship

Too personally?

10:27 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

Pressed against those boobs,

Billy Bob licks remnants of

the guy before him.

10:32 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

This is not her first

rodeo, but certainly

his first roady ho.

10:39 am February, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you jib on boobs

And nobody can hear it

Does it still go “spap?”

10:44 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

Perhaps Reverend Chad

Is protesting my theft of

His Monkey-Hole Meme?

10:47 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

You can’t hide the drugs

from me dirtbag. Nut grabbing

always makes them talk.

10:47 am February, 1 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Chesty McGee hides

eye wound with

strategically titled cap

10:48 am February, 1 creature said...

cowboy crook Joe Bob

lured in by massive boobs

gonna get meat stick

10:49 am February, 1 creature said...

yank on cowboy junk

by the busty meter maid

makes Pez dispenser

10:49 am February, 1 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Poncho Pete believes

licking hat string

impresses tities

10:51 am February, 1 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Majestic mamories

give pancho Pete

tongue anurism

10:54 am February, 1 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Confronted with tities

Broke back Barry

pukes a tick tack

10:54 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

Pauley’s poison pill

pokes Police Patrol Patty’s

pink pleasure pillows.

11:03 am February, 1 Bag Margera said...

A classic story.

Javert catching Jean Valjean.

Les Miserables.

11:16 am February, 1 The Dude said...

Today’s reNoBeL

Goes to the busty cop who

Needs to lose the douche

11:28 am February, 1 creature said...

Pillow Top Patty

issues writ to urban cow joke

‘Sieze Pussy Tongue Cyst’

11:31 am February, 1 creature said...

big titty po po

has secret douchebag weapon

shoots lactate bullets

11:36 am February, 1 Troy Tempest said...

he thinks the tic tac

is a basketball to toss

into her boob net.

11:53 am February, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Respect to Hermit and all the Easy-Loving Cootch Dancers out there.

1:50 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hasn’t shaved nips

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

8:09 pm February, 1 ehcuodouche said...

His celibacy

Plus her massive mammaries

Tongue cumdrop results

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