Friday, February 22, 2013

Friday Haiku

a hand in her pee is better than poo on the bush

That little Dutch boy

Is never around when a

Dike needs to be plugged…

Douche birth ritual

doc holds mom over dance floor

where baby conceived.

– Douche Wayne

 

 

Looking for kicks. Girls

Invent new internet meme.

It’s called “Harlem Sharts”

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Ducklips throws peace sign

On Jersey Girls night out

Regret, shame to follow

– Et Tu Douche?

Ironically, her

hand placement is a pointless

act of modesty.

– Charles Douchewin

“Don’t bother” said Kim

The web is already full

of pics of my vag

– Magnum Douche P. I.

When she moves her hand

out slides a forty-two ounce

Louisville Slugger

– hermit

Showing off their catch

Like they do on Whaling Ships

She’ll soon be mounted

– Bag em, Tag em

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:56 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

‘Sock won’t rerun pic

once the gyroscope’s

in his monkeyhole.

7:00 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Douche birth ritual

doc holds mom over dance floor

where baby conceived.

7:15 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Brings new meaning to

the word ‘piggybank'; shake her

hard and change falls out!

7:17 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Strip club manager

invents a new instrument:

the pussy-bassoon.

7:24 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She always comes down

With hysterical prolapse

On Girl’s Night. Woot. Woot.

7:25 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Always a fan of

Celebrity. She queefs mice

When Richard Gere shoiws.

7:27 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jokers all. They prep

For friend paying bill with

Ping Pong Ball attack.

7:28 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After she has kids

‘They will have to turn her to

Slingshot for these games.

7:29 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When they picked her up

They realized they must cover

Mulva’s big Vulva

7:30 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts its hand on

The puss or it gets the hose.

Golden Shower hose.

7:32 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has stopped farting

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:36 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Spicy Latina went

Too hard on Tequila. Hand

Hides poopy Patron.

7:37 am February, 22 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Angel deadlifts Luz

Me want de punany bad

Olestra leakage

7:39 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Looking for kicks. Girls

Invent new internet meme.

It’s called “Harlem Sharts”

7:42 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The glossy cover

For new erotic board game

“Public Anal Beads”

7:46 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Takes two to tango,

but takes sev’ral to perform

douche-ish baby bris.

7:46 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hally Berry gives

A disapproving .”Nnnnnnn, Nnnnnn.

Damn Sistas, Nnnnnnnn, Nnnnnnnnnnn.”

7:48 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

TMZ Headline

“This is something not often

Seen in Compton, yo”

8:00 am February, 22 ehcuodouche said...

Cindy is exposed

To toxic levels of douche

Poop coming out now

8:13 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Before it’s too late

Cover the box and block the

Vaginal Blood Fart

8:15 am February, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ducklips throws peace sign

On Jersey Girls night out

Regret, shame to follow

8:19 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Crossing the border

Is much more difficult when

Carrying fat Bleeth

8:28 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Vag is so big

One of her girlfriends can fit

In her Monkeyhole

8:33 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“For she’s a jolly

Good fellow……. for she’s a jolly

Good fellow…….for PLLLLTTZPLOTCH.”

8:36 am February, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Ironically, her

hand placement is a pointless

act of modesty.

8:37 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The evil clan smiles

With lust. The hissing foetus

Projects with bloodpuss.

9:08 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Roman Polanski

Is filming a sequel called

“Rosemary’s Vulva”

9:15 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Weeks later a small

Grotto was placed honouring

“‘The Mexi Cannon”

9:17 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Our Lady Of Moist

Flattulence” is hoisted up

As a miracle.

9:19 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New slogan for Nike

Used in a test market of whoors

Proclaims “Just Poo It”

9:30 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When Cutting the Queef

You cover the Va-ja-ja

With any hand near

9:32 am February, 22 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

“Don’t bother” said Kim

The web is already full

of pics of my vag

9:41 am February, 22 hermit said...

When she moves her hand

out slides a forty-two ounce

Louisville Slugger

10:16 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

Showing off their catch

Like they do on Whaling Ships

She’ll soon be mounted

10:18 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

Carrying her out

D-necked Vinny celebrates

Roofies have kicked in

10:20 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

Amy was the prize

For best Groping and Fondle

At Bleeth Carnival

10:28 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

Woo-Girls at the club

Jagerbomb victim in VIP

Doctors cannot save

10:29 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

BFF Crystal

Always there to cover up where

Dignity leaks out

11:10 am February, 22 The Dude said...

She has big boobies

And no panties and she’s got

Friends with benefits

.

Bonerfits

11:11 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Meat Curtains are

So stretched out her friend had to

Push them into place

11:12 am February, 22 The Dude said...

ack!

.

She has big boobies

And no panties but she has

Friends with benefits

.

Is there a draft in here?

11:42 am February, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Smells like bean & shame

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

11:46 am February, 22 Bag Margera said...

Hot chicks and douchebag

Something, something gyroscope

something monkeyhole.

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