Friday, February 15, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

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It’s Friday, bitches!!

And like that Rebecca Black song that went down the memory hole after Winston Smith cut out any mentions of it from our collective brainstem cloud consciousness, it is something something.

And by something, I mean retro stupid herpster assmunch.

So’s I got that going for me.

That, and Hollywood smells like John Madden’s Fast Actin’ Tinactin decided to act slowly, and instead turncoat joined forces with CGI animated foot fungus.

Foot fungus.

It’s like spores. Only on your feet.

Yup.

Babblin’ like a fish that needs a bicycle.

Tell ’em, Bono. Okay Edge! Play the blues!.

Here’s your links:

Your HCwDB Early 1990s DVD Box Set of the Week: “Shut Yer Stinkin’ Trap!”

The late, great Skweezy Jibbs does Tha Harlem Shake. Guggenheim, I says.

What’s better than a hot swimsuit model? A hot funny swimsuit model.

What’s the best way to repair a car in Florida? Play-doh. Sounds like the driver will be the one saying doh! Aha! Ahahaha! Haha… heh. meh.

Two minutes of nothing but goats yelling like humans. I had a similar experience. But it was with alpacas. And it is private.

Not the best name for a flower shop.

What’s the greatest everything in the history of everything? This is the greatest everything in the history of everything.

Okay, enough of that. Lets get to the goods:

Classy Pear

not enough? Have some

Perky Railing Pear

For it is all that spring’s blossoms promise of tilt-a-whirl imagination.

# posted by douchebag1
12:37 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Bullet The Jew Sky”

12:38 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Dredel And Hum”

12:39 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“The Methusula Tree”

12:40 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Where The Meek Have No Name”

12:41 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“The Unforgettable Knisch”

12:44 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“The Goy”

12:46 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Jewropa”

12:48 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Whose Gonna Ride Your Wild Moses” (respect)

12:54 pm February, 15 Bag Margera said...

Zack and Screech still douche’n it old school.

12:55 pm February, 15 DarkSock said...

Fuck it. I”m gettin’ a goat.

1:05 pm February, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

“With or Without Jew”

1:08 pm February, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Mysterious Oy Veys”

1:09 pm February, 15 Wheezer said...

DarkSock peed in a goat once…..? I guess that was a clip of the various reactions.

1:09 pm February, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Classy Pear, meh now Perky Railing Pear that looks fun.

1:14 pm February, 15 Zowieisyoursavior said...

Hmph… Play-doh must’ve been a helluva slickster to get people to pay for his body work up front…

1:52 pm February, 15 creature said...

don’t know what db1 is cryin about…80 degrees in the south bay & I’m suitin’ up for a surf

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cast outs

2:08 pm February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Jewish New Year’s Day”

2:09 pm February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Where the Schaygetz Has No Name”

2:10 pm February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Angel of Williamsburg”

2:11 pm February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Farlangen”

2:18 pm February, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“The Jewshua Tree”

2:19 pm February, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“Prattle and Hummus”

2:22 pm February, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“Mysterious Oy Vey”

3:08 pm February, 15 The Dude said...

Classy Pear needs to be served with a baguette and brie. I got the baguette cooking right about now.

4:51 pm February, 15 hermit said...

Dear Reverend Chad,

When banging a chick who is under house arrest, is it a sin to use her ankle bracelet as a sex toy?

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If not, does it violate any State or Provincial statutes?

5:04 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Achtung Bubby”

5:26 pm February, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Goats yelling like people…what evs.

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G.O.A.T. AND YOUR M.O.M. is the greatest musical act since Mama Cass got wasted on paint thinner, bit off Jay Ferguson’s foreskin while giving him a BJ in the back of a garbage truck and shit it out on stage.

6:33 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Hermit

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I thinks it’s fine in Canada and all states except Hawaii and Chicago where the muslims are born without record and the first ladies have huge asses. The only exception, which occurs quite often, is if she wears one of those Lindsey Lohan alcohol monitoring bracelets. In that case you cannot jizz on said ankle bracelet while high on NyQuil unless you’re just trying to get rid of her. In the states of Chicago and Hawaii, they take away your extended family’s gun rights and pick you pocket before Rahm Emmanuel or

someone like that dismiss the charges so you can re-offend.

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Don’t watch Jacques video unless you like thongs!

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Acorns

8:17 pm February, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Seeing as this “Friday Thoughts and Links” I thought I’d share a few thoughts of my own and a link.

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If a douche falls in a club and sprains his knees whilst dancing do we hear it?

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Are Kate Uptons B( . )( . )B’s so outstandingly luscious that if fondled softly for an extended period of time they could bring about world peace and end financial corruption?

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Was this finest cinematic moment ever known to man? I know Medusa would agree.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf8ohg_gina-gershon-jennifer-tilly-bound-1_sexy#.UR8A4ejlG_U

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Is Rev Chad the lost son of Charles Bukowski?

9:59 pm February, 15 The Dude said...

This place is my favorite place ever. This and the cleavage between Kate Upton’s B(.)(.)Bs

10:08 pm February, 15 The Dude said...

Meshkin is getting a bit annoying. He should be punished for that display.

10:23 pm February, 15 creature said...

…big cans on pictured hott

11:33 pm February, 15 Ted Brogan said...

Classy pear. That is all.

1:31 am February, 16 Stephanie said...

Yup,goats.

10:39 am February, 16 hermit said...

@ Rev Chad

Someday, after the Chinese cargo ships have siphoned enough fresh water from the St. Lawrence River to render it a knee-deep ditch of stagnant water, I’ll load a rubber dingy with all my earthly possessions and bravely cross over to freedom. I will quickly blend in with the other illegal Sudanese and Icelandic immigrants, get a job as a drunken Romanian taxi driver, learn to speak Canadian, and work my way towards citizenship.

Please don’t dis Chicago, it is perhaps the most forward-thinking state in Amërîkæ. They had the forethought to enact strict gun control laws in the seventies and it has since become perfectly safe and free of violence.

12:31 pm February, 16 DarkSock said...

Everyone in New Orleans has a gun, but since they stay hammered their aim is shit.

However, since they’re also too drunk to duck and run effectively the death rate remains stable.

3:29 pm February, 16 Sober Until Tuesday 9:10am Rev Chad said...

I feel ya Hermit. And by feel I mean, Word.

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