Friday, February 22, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

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Coincedentally, “Creepy Euro Stench and Sexy Hot Chicks on a Motorboat” was also the first name of my high school band.

Yes, I’ve used that joke before.

And I’ll use it again.

Because after like 7,000 posts on the same joke, there’s a little redundancies alls up in this place.

Today’s a mini-links day, as your humb narrs runs around doing all sorts of errands and such for the real world as it calls.

So here’s ya go:

If there’s one item that must be purchased to complete a well-lived life, it is this.

Think douche-hair is a thing of the past? Think again.

Hot Boob With Douchebag (sorta NSFW)

Lloyd Gets Lucky

What’s not a good name for a public park? This is not a good name for a public park.

Hoping to get a job that pays more than minimum wage for pouring Slurpies at the Snappy Snak Shak? Tuff Luck.

Okay. You’ve earned it:

Huddle Pear

Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!!!

# posted by douchebag1
1:11 pm February, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m about to commit necessary roughness by tackling that entire huddle.

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Hut hut, indeed.

1:29 pm February, 22 fm said...

So are we to expect post-Oscar assessment of douche-a-licious Seth McFarlane’s hosting cred?

1:57 pm February, 22 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Pic above. About time a colored lawn jockey (respect) gets off rich white people’s lawn and onto their boat.

2:16 pm February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Never thought I’d be sexually attracted to a rugby scrum.

2:47 pm February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey DB1! Now that I am off the wagon I’ll put together an ASK THE REVEREND in PG short narrative format as per your authoritarian requests. Failed the toxicology tests so Lenny The Box is now my 8am-1:30pm chauffeur. And by chauffeur I mean Febreeze. If you want any good kosher food I am going to be staying in Montreal’s Jewish Ghetto to see Disney On Ice. And by ghetto I mean tony St. Urbain St. where Duddy Kravitz came from in our imaginations of post-depression Canadian Jewish-Anglican-Catholic solitudes.

3:22 pm February, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

And now it all makes sense. Venizio & good time Charlie look like they like to play an unorthodox adult version of “Sink my Battleship”. I would scrape the barnacles from betwixt chubby Fergies inner thighs in the hopes that I could cumb ashore Camille’s wondrous cleavite.

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Landlubbers

3:28 pm February, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Hot Boob With Douchebag” chick is a quintessential butter face and that’s good cause she looks like all sorts of jiggly fun.

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Mmmmmm………. Latina American Huddle Pear.

4:01 pm February, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Slow week at HCwDB. I hope it’s not due to waning interest and more along my reason: Every fucking asshole in the world has called my office nonstop with their pissant whining for 5 days. Pissant whining, I says

4:02 pm February, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Also, every available photo of Camille needs to be seen right away

4:33 pm February, 22 creature said...

where’s a polo mallet when you need one?

4:36 pm February, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Charlie might not surf, but I bet he enjoys battening down Venizios hatch.

5:56 pm February, 22 hermit said...

Glory Hole Park is located right across the street from The Happy Ending Massage Parlor.

8:40 am February, 23 The Dude said...

I would like to rectify the numbers in this pic. Cyndi on the left looks like the odd girl out. Glory Hole Park has ~positions~ available for 5th wheels.

11:10 am February, 23 DarkSock said...

I”m all about girls named Camille.

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Cami, I says.

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I agree with Vin’s position. Every available photo of Camille needs to be seen right away.

3:31 pm February, 23 Douchble Helix said...

That fuckin’ Veciini wears those same white Ernst & Young pants everywhere he goes.

3:34 pm February, 23 Douchble Helix said...

And how’s come the girls are all wearing the same dress?

4:00 am February, 27 Stephanie said...

If only,if only the guy driving this boat would step on the gas and let them all fall out.

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