Thursday, February 28, 2013

Hand Gesture Harold Almost Got Away With It

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Hand Gesture Harold had it. Smokin’ Sophia. In pic form.

HGH’s “boyz” on the Facebook would be all sorts of jealous. No one tapped this level of hott back during the Fordham law school days.

It was his for the takin’.

All he had to do was show up.

But no.

The appeal of sideways peace sign (SPS) was too much to resist.

And so, Hand Gesture Harold, here is your Douche Crown.

Like a useless old fogey living off past glory, you will remember this day for the next forty years as your life slips into irrelevancy.

# posted by douchebag1
8:30 am February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture reminds me of the time Sammy Davis, Jr boned Angie in the cloak room at the Sands, whilst she was on her period. Sammy came out with his conked hair all messed up and flashed us a similar hand sign. Meanwhiles Angie’s white pantsuit had taken on a crimson hue, so she made a hasty exit so she could make a costume change. Crimson Hue, I says.

8:33 am February, 28 Douche Wayne said...

His left hand seems to be unconsciously attempting to throw up a sign as well.

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Way to blow it, asshole.

9:14 am February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Never mind the Bob Woodward crap. That same website has a story about Miss Delware doing a porn movie

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The beauty of this here intrawebs is you can find it easily enough. Just type “Melissa King” in at pornub or spankwire and there it is…

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Oh and HGH is wearing a necklace with a machine gun on it… oy vay

9:34 am February, 28 Bflak said...

Nice AK-47 necklace by the way, HGH. Dat’s gangster.

9:46 am February, 28 Morbo said...

Sophia for the Hall of Hott?

At the very least, she deserves a nomination for Most Expensive First Date Hott. She’s the type of gal you try to impress by calling over the roving violinist ($100 tip) to play her favorite song at the five-star restaurant ($300 dinner), and she misses it because she was checking her makeup at the table.

10:18 am February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Jason “Titmouse” Largeman pretends to look for a lost contact to get an angle on Smokin’ Sophia’s rear view biznatch mound

10:27 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kelli is the girl in the middle with the Bambi legs (respect).

10:38 am February, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Not sure why it is unholy to criticize the destroyer? If you are one of the 23 MM unemployed, probably not so holy. Yeah great we have lots more abortions, higher taxes and no jobs. That is for sure what I want in a Pres. BUT hey he is “cool.” UGH

11:17 am February, 28 kush said...

and with the latest political bullshit I say adieu. Huffington post! lol.

go in peace.

11:17 am February, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

It isn’t all terrible..Walnuts still rules! Or rulz…to be one of the kool kids.

11:29 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Miss Delaware has everything you want in a girl: beautiful. hot body, oral skills, and a face load of spunk. What a stupid bitch.

11:31 am February, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

The Rev Chad apparently has some experience in this area..

11:45 am February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Babe above is HOH material for sure. A couple more pics (pear view) will seal the deal. HGH is so out of his league its not funny. She appears very disinterested in his overall being. And for that there is hope in this world.

12:13 pm February, 28 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The guy in cap is puking his guts out when he noticed the Filipino transvestite’s pecker peeking out of his thong

12:15 pm February, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hand Job Herald and his AK-47 necklace bums me out, to offset that I gaze at Smokin’ Sophia’s slight camel toe and give thanks to the Brazilian genius who came up with The Brazilian.

12:50 pm February, 28 Wheezer said...

Why are they in the midst of a Roxbury pose? Wasn’t that over about 10 years ago? Maybe more?

6:28 pm February, 28 Macsorley McScrote said...

Is she taller than him? Jebus, never pose with a chick taller than you. I think that’s man law or something. What a phuckstick!

8:04 pm February, 28 mickeedouche said...

That’s no sideways peace sign…old HGH is flashing his IQ!!

11:43 am March, 1 Capt Canuck said...

Not just hand gestures, but body language too. She’s leaning away from him, and his left hand obviously has no desire to touch her. Seems like a waste of… well, just a waste period.

11:18 pm March, 3 Aussie Peter said...

Even though this goose is way smaller than the hot, his belly button is higher than hers. Do we add this to his list of deformities or could it be a bullet hole, if it isn’t, then it should be.

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