Tuesday, February 26, 2013

HCwDB After Dark

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As the great eleventh century rabbi and scholar Moses Maimonides once said, and I’m paraphrasing, “there are many ways to honk a boober hooter, but only one purity of suckle pear.”

At least that’s how I choose to remember reading it.

# posted by douchebag1
6:30 pm February, 26 Douchble Helix said...

“Live Long and Prosper.” – Hillel

6:34 pm February, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Being out there in LA, I figure you know lots more’n I do about “purity” and such.

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Still, ya can never be too sure…

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http://ww2.dreamkelly.com/1/trailer.php?nats=MTAwMDAwMjI6OTozNw,0,0,0,0&videoName=dreamkelly_300k&videoType=wmv

6:41 pm February, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Study Pear both scares me and gives me a renoB.

6:55 pm February, 26 Troy Tempest said...

For those of you what’s got the facebook thang, Shit Record Covers is the Shizzle. Check out this classic douchebag pop album cover – mile high hair, and duck face. Yikes.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/549194_10200141570615493_2099650193_n.jpg

7:10 pm February, 26 jcdouchey said...

DW,

7:13 pm February, 26 jcdouchey said...

how abouts that Bond story?

8:06 pm February, 26 Macsorley McScrote said...

You there! With the fresh douche cut! Put the tit down! Put it down or I will open fire!

9:10 pm February, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jedward? You must be a savant TTemp. I’m fucking stoned as fuck. Never let your old grey Golden (respect) eat a bowl of kidney beans while you’re trying to be like Chris the perfect commuter guy from a few days ago and at the Strawberry Shortcake shit at the local college/satellite university campus watching fucking Doodlebops. What a great fucking show! But they may not have been the original doodlebops. I was buzzed and had a flask full of shitty whiskey just so I wouldn’t drank too mjusch. Son. So it was cool.

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Fucking little blonde shitty daughter had the fucking Norwalk shit and fucking puke. Now it’s fucking snowing so I have to stay up to blow the crap away again tio watch it melt a few weeks lateer.

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@Hermit

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We need some good men up here to work on the oil patch for great money. Must also be a member of a cross-border task force (militia) to protect us from the Gun Snatcher. I will provide sponsorship for candidate resident. And by candidate I mean drunk. And by dunk I mean virgin.And I’m loaded. Remember brothers. It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the rugged Adironcks. Fucking Jay Peak went all fucking Tremblant on me. Fucking fuck.

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And by virgin I mean I’m a 17 year-old punk that’s been fucking with you guys for yeare. Son.

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10:15 pm February, 26 Troy Tempest said...

@Reverend:

go to http://www.bit.ly

it’s all pretty obvious from there.

10:46 pm February, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is that a Jacob Moogberg piano key necktie?

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Haberdashers

11:23 pm February, 26 Vin J Douchal said...

Hump Day eve is the worst night of all. Anticipation builds for tomorrow’s pre-arranged for eons sex night. Any hot babe on TV stirs the loins and blue balls could rear its ugly head at a moment’s notice.

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Therefore no sexual thoughts of Zooey Deschanel as I watch her lithe 30 year old creamy neck ripe for pearl necklace-ing on that there funny show of hers. Nor that non-stinky Indian babe on the same show. Is there a non-stinky Indian babe? Don’t answer that, I shouldn’t have even asked….

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BTW, fellers, Midol works on blue balls, if’n you don’t wanna just release staring at Dream Kelly…..

11:25 pm February, 26 The Dude said...

Cupla piano key ties. I like those things, but that don’t make me gay, just a bit weird.

5:33 am February, 27 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Unhand that boobie, you grease ball!

7:49 am February, 27 hermit said...

@ Rev 9:10

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I’m not too keen on the oil sands job. I’d rather be your chauffeur and gardener to help with this years “crop.” I’d be happy to live in your garage and split duties with Lenny the Box.

8:05 am February, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Jebus, you’re supposed to use two hands.

2:29 pm February, 27 Wheezer said...

DreamKelly StudyPear is a life-sized Barbie doll…..or a RealDoll who reads…..?

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I so confoozéd…..

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