Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Headband Harry Ignores Tasty Lacy Due to Preoccupation With his Taxes
Headband Harry just can’t figure out whether or not gel crust remover qualifies as an itemized deduction for his Limited Liability Corporation, “Fluffers Anonymous.”
Tasty Lacy causes cherubic manchild angels to prance around in states of various undress, for her taut suckle thigh has the trampolinic symbolisim of late Etruscan sculpture pooch.
Take a guess as to which one has more estrogen in the bloodstream?
I’m calling Headband Harriet. Tasty Lacy doesn’t eat lady pee-pee parts, but her BFF needs support as she passes for male and under goes psychiatric couselling pre-op. Harriet wants to taste her own cokk. Sister.
I second the Rev’s Harriet call, and trow in calling her a cunt, too boot.
Shady Largeman looks on at this spectacle disapprovingly in the background.
This is astounding.
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Shady Largeman fled the scene so fast, light photons haven’t caught up with his absence.
Isn’t this the celebrity from the Prison Dance video:
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Specifically at 3:25 and on – I’m not thrilled.
I do believe we have our 2013 Douchie winner for Bag Most Likely a Lesbian in Drag. And hell its only the begining of February.
Shady Largeman and I both would like to examine Tasty Lacy’s underalls.
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Gophers
Lacy’s job is to give each teddy bear that comes off the assembly line a gentle kiss of love and a tiny drop of her angelic tears. She also spends her weekends scartching puppy dogs between the ears just before they go to that great kennel in the sky. At church she sits on the backrow making life miserable for all the husbands and fathers who quickly run out of reasons to stretch their necks or adjust their ties so that they can catch the quickest glimpse of her radiant form out of the corner of their eye.
lacy tracy can pull nails outta the hardwood floor during yoga class without using any apendages…na whaddimean?
Tasty Lacy is so Hott she can almost get away with those stupid high waist dresses that end up under her tits (which are both real and spectacular). Fuck knows what the hell that thing is in the foreground in front of her.