Monday, February 4, 2013

If you had to imagine Kisseus Vomitorious and Random Hot Chick #23 At The Gym…

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You’d picture it pretty much like this, am I right?

Faux workout poses for Instagram for the societal ball shave.

# posted by douchebag1
7:28 am February, 4 Ted Brogan said...

Wait, how do you know it’s fake? Working out with your pants pulled down is perfectly normal, right? Also, luckily KV is facing the other way.

7:50 am February, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I have a primordial urge to pack fudge this morning!??!

8:02 am February, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kissey has no Posterior Chain, which serves as an indictment of his workout routine.She,on the other hand, has a Posterior Chain on which you can tow the Titanic.

8:47 am February, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This is a little reminder to wipe down the machines at the gym with bleach before you use them.

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Venereal Diseases

8:50 am February, 4 creature said...

societal ball shave = manscaping prior to high tone social event?

8:55 am February, 4 creature said...

thoughtful of this asssculpted gal to have coasters coveniently installed for her two fisted wheelbarrow drivers

12:30 pm February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has “The Most Interesting Thong Knot In The World”

12:46 pm February, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Random Hot Chick’s perfect pear inspired me to pump out a set of squat thrusts.

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A set of one. [Grabs tissue. Shuffles away in shame.]

12:50 pm February, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Isn’t there a chapter in “The Great Gatsby” where all the New York hoity toity attend a lavish societal ball shave?

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Or am I thinking of “The Great Goetseby”?

1:00 pm February, 4 DarkSock said...

I was waiting and hoping for the “pants pooled around a young idiot’s ankles” phenomenon to jump from stupid young males to stupid young females.

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About damn time.

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Frottagists.

6:42 pm February, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nothing says ‘class’ like your ass hanging out and Hello Kitty high-tops. Literally.

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Fuccit. Class is overrated if you can get a bleeth this hott bent over an exercise ball.

10:34 pm February, 4 The Dude said...

Nice blinds.

8:12 am February, 5 army (ret) douche said...

is it just me or are others saddened that her phone covers her face?

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first world problems

12:38 am February, 6 Stephanie said...

The neighbors are watching through the blinds,planning to sell them into the sex slavery business. Keep on flexing.

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