Thursday, February 7, 2013

Kisseus Vomitorious is Ripped and Scoring the Hotties?

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Not so much.

# posted by douchebag1
12:42 pm February, 7 Wheezer said...

KV is pregnant with an alien mongoloid that will rip open KV’s stomach when it’s ready to escape the ‘roid meals it regularly ingests.

12:44 pm February, 7 Bag Margera said...

Competing with your girl’s slutty body in every single photo is just rank shit-for-brains scrotisserie.

12:52 pm February, 7 Dickie Fingers said...

I hope that hooker gets herself tested after that kiss.

1:02 pm February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kisseus serves as a great example of what a steroid bulking up cycle looks like. Puffy and distended, especially when passed out and horizontal, and shirtless, you can see how much sucking in the gut is a key component to KV’s aura.

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He no doubt will show up shredded come pool season, thanks to some Winny and Anavar.

1:10 pm February, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hope that crazy black cop clears the Vegas poolsides on his way to Cabo Wabo.

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Dysentaries

1:21 pm February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why America is still great….

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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/business/fl-breastaurants-opening-20130206,0,2808984.story

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1:31 pm February, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Cool. And by cool I mean not cool. KV’s self worth has peaked and Jim Cramer is on CNBC right now screaming to sell

1:31 pm February, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

We run the club ? Club Bloat ? Bag looks like a week old corpse pulled out of the Hudson River.

2:11 pm February, 7 kv himself said...

If you can’t handle me when I’m bulking then you sure as hell don’t deserve me when I’m shredded 😉 and its “Calvin bangin” not “kv” google me

2:22 pm February, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey Wallnuts is an observer of American trends for the ages. I’m thinking a calmari and ouzo pantless joint called My Big Fat Gypsy Cunt. Or it could be the painful sobriety twisting my melon. 11 more days.

3:03 pm February, 7 Troy Tempest said...

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3:20 pm February, 7 UFO Destroyers said...

Looks like Troy got into the wood grain alcohol.

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Preach on my little wooden brother!

3:25 pm February, 7 hermit said...

If puppets have gaskets I think Troy just blew one.

Good on ya’ Troy.

3:47 pm February, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Troy Vonnegut, Jr

3:51 pm February, 7 Vin Douchal said...

“Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?”

3:55 pm February, 7 Wheezer said...

Tommy Pak(s on the pounds)

3:55 pm February, 7 Wheezer said...

Tummy Pak

3:56 pm February, 7 Bag Margera said...

The Choad Warrior

3:59 pm February, 7 Wheezer said...

Troy plagiarized—–errrrr, I mean shared the winner of the “Worst Exit Thesis Amongst Physical Education Majors” Award.

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Speculators

5:48 pm February, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Charlie Sheen got nothing on Troy.

11:43 pm February, 7 airdomin8 said...

At his request, I looked up KV’s “alter ego” (ie. Calvin Bangin) on Google. All I found was even more much-deserved mock: http://thedirty.com/2009/01/calvin_/

11:01 am February, 9 Stephanie said...

Before and after shots,I like the after shot. Punk is,indeed dead.

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