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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
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- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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KV is pregnant with an alien mongoloid that will rip open KV’s stomach when it’s ready to escape the ‘roid meals it regularly ingests.
Competing with your girl’s slutty body in every single photo is just rank shit-for-brains scrotisserie.
I hope that hooker gets herself tested after that kiss.
Kisseus serves as a great example of what a steroid bulking up cycle looks like. Puffy and distended, especially when passed out and horizontal, and shirtless, you can see how much sucking in the gut is a key component to KV’s aura.
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He no doubt will show up shredded come pool season, thanks to some Winny and Anavar.
I hope that crazy black cop clears the Vegas poolsides on his way to Cabo Wabo.
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Dysentaries
Why America is still great….
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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/business/fl-breastaurants-opening-20130206,0,2808984.story
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Cool. And by cool I mean not cool. KV’s self worth has peaked and Jim Cramer is on CNBC right now screaming to sell
We run the club ? Club Bloat ? Bag looks like a week old corpse pulled out of the Hudson River.
If you can’t handle me when I’m bulking then you sure as hell don’t deserve me when I’m shredded 😉 and its “Calvin bangin” not “kv” google me
Douchey Wallnuts is an observer of American trends for the ages. I’m thinking a calmari and ouzo pantless joint called My Big Fat Gypsy Cunt. Or it could be the painful sobriety twisting my melon. 11 more days.
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(No bar).
Looks like Troy got into the wood grain alcohol.
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Preach on my little wooden brother!
If puppets have gaskets I think Troy just blew one.
Good on ya’ Troy.
Troy Vonnegut, Jr
“Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?”
Tommy Pak(s on the pounds)
Tummy Pak
The Choad Warrior
Troy plagiarized—–errrrr, I mean shared the winner of the “Worst Exit Thesis Amongst Physical Education Majors” Award.
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Speculators
Charlie Sheen got nothing on Troy.
At his request, I looked up KV’s “alter ego” (ie. Calvin Bangin) on Google. All I found was even more much-deserved mock: http://thedirty.com/2009/01/calvin_/
Before and after shots,I like the after shot. Punk is,indeed dead.