Monday, February 4, 2013
Martini Mel Deftly Spends His Unemployment Checks on Carrie
If there’s one thing Martini Mel has learned since the North Hollywood Staples laid him off in late 2011, it’s that it’s not the size of the unemployment check that counts, it’s the relocation of the party from overpriced clubs to his parents’ porch area and careful targeting of discounted product purchasing, that best makes the ladies swoon.
Good on you, Martini Mel. I’d almost give you a notta, but I’m in a bad mood these days since I don’t get remotely enough good submissions to keep this site running with the quality control of the old days.
Carrie’s back arch offers the taut skin of lickle suckle lime soda pooch.
You did *not* write that about the submissions.
why is she wearing a bra under her bikini top ?
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martini Mel looks like he may be a switch hitter, just sayin.
if he bends her over the oj & grapefruit juice, he earns a notta
He’s cute. She’s cuter.
At least gay Mel got the upstairs porch with a view. And by with a view I mean of little smoothe boys on BMX bikes. Fag Hag be representing.
Monday’s run of hotties is making this ‘tator very happy. And by very happy I mean turgid. If Carrie needs help removing that bra I raise my sticky hand as the first volunteer.
If BCS were here, I’m sure he’d write “I’d fuck ’em both”.
Isn’t all this complaining about not being the same website as it used to be, kind of a self-fulfilling prophesy? Y’all got Scrotato still. Quit yer gripin.
Margie is right. The time to start clapping is when the applause starts to die down. *claps*
Damn Right, B. Margera. There’s a lot more fine wine left in this old…er…box.
Mel’s best decisions will revolve around spending whatever money he has in an effort to get in, and stay in, her Ham Wallet.
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I think DB1 meant to type he doesn’t get “remotely enough good emissions.”
Mel’s tossing out the eye of coitus, and it’s giving me the heebie jeebies. She’s like a my dream woman other than the thick, white bra under her bathing suit top. Really wondering what’s up with that?
‘Sock, how is it possible that you know I’ve sneaked a couple of ~sips~ from yesterday’s wine box? Are you like clairvoyant, or from the FBI or something?
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“Breaking news: local douchebag hunter attempts to hide a box of wine in his pants, unsuccessfully.”
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Monday hangovers are righteous!
Hey! DB1 made the comment, goddammit. Not me.
@ Bflak,
Mel is tossing the West Hollywood Eye of Coitus, na mean?
HCwDB: Haven’t been the same since we tried Axe Monkey Hole Spray.
This site hasn’t been
The same since DB1 found
Axe Monkey Hole Spray
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Shit, I never think of good Haiku on Friday!
Ham Wallet? Oh god,
The term ‘Honey Baked’ will not
Ever be the same.
if she is going to wear double protection she needs it on the bottom not the top!!