Monday, February 4, 2013

Meanwhile, Somewhere in an East Asian Woodland Dream Forest…

theres-a-wong-joke-in-here-somewhere

…Kim Shen asks the waiter for another Appletini and Kevin Wu runs up the corporate card.

Brandon Chin spikes his hair with pensive aplomb, and Old Daddy Epstein never really talks about the Jewish father he never knew. Things were crazy on air bases back in the 60s.

But don’t worry.

Midway through act two, the Peking Opera dancers show up, and then things get really wacky.

# posted by douchebag1
3:13 pm February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Are you naming these Hmong right to left of left to right?

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http://www.youporn.com/watch/7806082/asian-chinese-sex-kung-fu-style-crazy-fucking-weird-shit-funny-bloopers/

3:17 pm February, 4 hermit said...

This photo captures the quintessential essence of Norway.

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Dude is strapping a pretty bass beeper.

3:18 pm February, 4 hermit said...

Bass = badass

fuck autocorrect

3:21 pm February, 4 creature said...

I’d nagasaki her hiroshima!

3:24 pm February, 4 creature said...

rev, when I scrimmage like that, the neighbors complain

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grasshopper

3:25 pm February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

herrro, herro, herro. HERRO!

3:37 pm February, 4 hermit said...

Sometimes you cannot see the forest for the Lee’s.

3:41 pm February, 4 The Dude said...

Ahh, Sontory Whiskey. Makes you think fwipping your hair works with the ladies. These guys totally get a pass. Except for mohawk guy in the middle, the beeper guy and the guy holding my shot of Suntory.

3:42 pm February, 4 hermit said...

I was told by a seaport whore that Japanese sailors are desirable because they are polite, brief, punctual, thrifty and wash their genitals before AND after sex.

4:47 pm February, 4 creature said...

I was told by a seaport asian whore that her cootchie was cleaner than a gal I might meet in a bar, as she washes it several times a day

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sanitation engineers

4:49 pm February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hora, Hora, Hora

4:49 pm February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bridge Over The River Quim

4:50 pm February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pearl Tranny

4:52 pm February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Battle Of Iwo Gagnam Style

4:58 pm February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know about use guys but I like fucking Asian Chicks, they have diagonal cooters and scream like banshees for white cock. Buy most of em were hookas.

5:56 pm February, 4 Bag Margera said...

You realize Rev, their vaginas aren’t actually pixelated.

6:53 pm February, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The Asian = hooker cliche is tired. Why don’t we have also have a rousing chorus of ‘Tranny’ while we are at just to keep it real.

7:06 pm February, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Shen has some metallic hardware on her yapper. I don’t know if I should be concerned or intrigued. It’s probably some gizmo to shoot lazers beams and make her good at math. Watch that it does not malfunction near your junk.

7:07 pm February, 4 Douchble Helix said...

Nothing to add, just LOL-ing.

7:20 pm February, 4 Justin Timberbag said...

One Prong

9:21 pm February, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Once again, it’s good to see photos of retard Asians, to offset all of the genius, prodigy, piano-playing, math-wizard Asians, we’ve come to know and be intimidated by.

9:21 pm February, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Crabs

9:22 pm February, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Phuc Yoo Hustle

10:23 pm February, 4 The Dude said...

Thanks DW, it’s like I don’t even need to type any more.

2:24 am February, 5 Guid is Good said...

Kim Shen is regretting her decision not to feed the voracious US appetite for Asian porn stars.

12:09 pm February, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I thought that I had viewed all the vids on youporn dot com. I was wrong. Thanks Rev.

7:56 pm February, 5 DarkSock said...

It may have been a couple o’ decades since I played Dungeons and Dragons but I recognize a Bau-Bau daemon when I sees it, middle douche.
involuntary virgins
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involuntary virgins

7:59 pm February, 5 DarkSock said...

OPPA GANG-BANG STYLE

12:32 am February, 6 Stephanie said...

The 3 Stooges er,no the 3 Tiny Dicks.

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