Monday, February 25, 2013

Mongor Monday

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And lo, the missing chromosome remains an elusive subject in the land of Mongoria.

# posted by douchebag1
7:15 am February, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Despite what many people think, sniffing White Out and eating paste when kids are young has ramifications.

7:15 am February, 25 DarkSock said...

In this photo Mongor is afflicted to the point where he looks British, and on the verge of saying “M’yess, quite, my good man”.
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Maybe even froggish.
mongor grunt

7:19 am February, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

I consider it cruel to shave a simian and dress it up.

7:26 am February, 25 DarkSock said...

No reason:

7:35 am February, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I consider it cruel to take special needs children to Men’s Warehouse.

7:45 am February, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The genetic spill between Sarah Widewoman’s boobs glows a beautiful blue under the blacklight.

7:47 am February, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

To paraphrase the mobster from Rocky, “Take him to the zoo, Rock. Retards like the zoo!”

7:57 am February, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He sung a mean round of …the wheels on the bus… in the car ride over.

8:18 am February, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

Jeez, it’s Mongor Monday already? What the hell happened to the weekend?

9:08 am February, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’s been drunk for 5 days. Dog’s telling me to smarten up but it always sounds like Woof! I’f fuck Mila Kunis if she wasn’t a retard with an anal prolapse.

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Sonths.

9:18 am February, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Mongor sees himself a fop . I see the punchline, “I’d shave my ass and walk backwards”

9:43 am February, 25 The Dude said...

Rev, can I fuck Mila first?

10:07 am February, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I can conceptualize how the Rev is already plastered on a Monday morning. However, I would love to see it as it unfolds, or at least get a play by play description from when he kicks it off until he winds up stewing in a pile of his own feces.

10:56 am February, 25 The Dude said...

That sounds shitty.

11:02 am February, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

The pic has a link to some site in Canadia which leads me to believe we are witness to some Canucks (Respect). Mongor is a nitwit so I inspect the picture a tad more. Dude McCrude points out Sarah Widewoman for which I’m grateful for I imagine her to be all sorts of rural Ontario, possibly farm raised, torso crushing, think thighed, semi-sloppy, drunken goodness.

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@Rev

Canadian Country girls or City girls? for example prim, privileged Vancouver/Toronto raised or slightly plump with a hint of firmness Saskatchewan/Laurentian bred?

11:34 am February, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mongor is a downton Toronto mortgage pimp aided his comrades in finding love and debt in alls the wong placews.

4:13 pm February, 25 Macsorley McScrote said...

You can dress up a herpster but you still have a herpster. Whatever. I can’t take my eyes off of the suckle sweet lips girl next door, until I scroll down to Mila Kunis. YUMMY!

4:17 pm February, 25 Guid is Good said...

Douchetown Rats “I don’t like Mongordays.”

3:56 am February, 27 Stephanie said...

Mongor has prostrate issues. I’ve seen that look before.

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