Thursday, February 21, 2013

Muggles The Wank Bothers Penelope

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My Kingdom and a Horse to anyone who can explain how that Holy Sand Trail formed on Penelope’s nethers.

Best theory wins a free Schrodinger Cat Kewpie Doll. Which may or may not arrive.

# posted by douchebag1
5:38 pm February, 21 Macsorley McScrote said...

Penelope shows side boob and under boob. All is well with the world! It looks like her torso got gizzed before she laid in the sand, which would be the proper use for douche seed.

7:03 pm February, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I always loved Married With Children.

7:06 pm February, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I wonder where Christina Applegate and her equisite breasts are now?

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8:02 pm February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Penelope tried to pee in a horse’s butt

8:05 pm February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

When Penelope noticed there was a camera, she perked up her boobies but she couldn’t stop her naval from lactating maple syrup

8:06 pm February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

The gyroscope in her monkey hole dripped some creamy filling

8:10 pm February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Bobby Tench dripped some flop sweat on her

8:22 pm February, 21 DarkSock said...

Maybe it’s sugar…?
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She has breasts.
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Exquisite breasts.
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8:24 pm February, 21 DarkSock said...

Christina Applegate is sexy, cans or sans cans. I’d rub love on her scars.
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9:34 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That is a Jism-laden Pecker Track that was created when Muggles pulled out. Jism-laden Pecker Track, I says.

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As everyone knows, sand attaches to fresh jism like Velcro.

5:57 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I second the rubbing on Cristina’s scars.

6:33 am February, 22 hermit said...

Leaking umbilical fluid is sticky?

6:55 am February, 22 DarkSock said...

Maybe the crust broke on her belly button and it finally drained?

8:22 am February, 23 Troy Tempest said...

Her belly button is also inhabited. Only her belly button is inhabited by drunks. She went dancing in the sand, they got hammered and puked. The vomit drained down her gut. Soon, windblown sand stuck to the drying strip of jagermeister, Bud lite, Goose, and sambuca. Now you know why they puked. Stupid belly button trolls…

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