Sunday, February 3, 2013

Pumpito Lives!

There is… only one… Pumpito.

# posted by douchebag1
8:57 am January, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

There is only one….broken HTML link.

9:12 am January, 27 DarkSock said...

Pumpito = Tonetta’s ugly sister

8:00 am February, 3 Bag em, Tag em said...

Pumpito = Mantai Teo’s Boyfriend

9:29 am February, 3 Sir Douche said...

There is only one blank screen.

10:11 am February, 3 The Dude said...

That vid needs to be submitted to Wikipedia’s entry for ~wretched~

10:13 am February, 3 Bag Margera said...

Maybe he’s transforming himself into some kind of poké man.

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10:28 am February, 3 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Pumpito equals Creature which in turn equals the big steaming wet pile of shit I just took after seeing that. By the way, that insults the memory of Pumpy. RIP Pumpy.

10:39 am February, 3 douchenozzle said...

I wish this guy would enter a suicide pact with Creature, Crucial, and Dark Soc. They could daisy chain a huge wank session, then throttle each other with Pumpito’s head rag until one remained, and the last one standing could just simply take a flying leap. @Dr. Don. RIP Pumpy (respect.)

10:53 am February, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The fact there’s a Part 2 to this video bothers me to no end.

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This kids going down a dangerous road if he keeps injecting Synthol like that.

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I like that you left up my comment from the first failed attempt at this post from last week. I feel kind of like Marty McFly kissing his mom…awkward yet still sporting a chubby.

11:11 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pumpito needs to be lanced.

12:09 pm February, 3 creature said...

nancy just can’t stay away

…pumpito’s day job is crushing aluminum cans with his sphincter

12:11 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

I believe it was Baron Von Goolo that called this guy “a cantaloupe sculpture”.

12:14 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

re: Jacque’s link

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nope. ain’t clickin’ it. One of you assholes go first. Perhaps you, Nanc…er…douchenozzle?

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Damnit, Woman…You would have such a bigger audience over at “I can haz cheezburger”…and it’d be more toward your demographic. Or at least Regretsy™? Let us die in peace!

12:28 pm February, 3 douchenozzle said...

Dammit gentlemen! My dusty vag that has not been touched in over a decade by any swinging dick just oozed a drop of moisture thinking about how this site used to be. Listen Soc I don’t mean to come down hard, but I see a lot of defeatest attitude around here. I know Jersey Shore has been canceled, but that does not mean that we have won. Pumpito here shows us that the virus is dormant and we will fall into a second dark age. Wake the fuck up!

12:30 pm February, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Part 2 is hilarious. That is if you want to check out his stash purchased from Roids R’Us set to a Hanna Barbera soundtrack.

1:18 pm February, 3 Reverend Chad's Remote Hotspot Location said...

@Nancy

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I’ll fuck ya if you promise to go away. Meet in Chicago? I don’t care how fat and ugly you are cause hate fucking is always beneficial for both sexes. If you have a gender?

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Cantalope sculpture was Veg Armstrong. No?

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Ravens

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I hear a tapping, a rapping tappimg sound. Sucks to be off weed for three weeks, Fuckers at the

DMV.

1:42 pm February, 3 creature said...

way to take that bullet rev!

1:43 pm February, 3 creature said...

blackbirds & under

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Edgars

3:03 pm February, 3 The Dude said...

Cantaloupe is an excellent analogy for the thing in the pic.

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Rev, if she needs pruning, I got shears.

3:33 pm February, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ya know Dark Sock, if you hover your cursor above the link, it tells you where it is without having to click it.

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Which is why one must always be suspicious of any TinyURL locale.

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Word to the wise.

3:42 pm February, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I miss Dicy and Medusa.

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I totally had a line on those two fine slabs of feminine meat products until YOU cantankerous old fuckers scared ’em off!

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Now I don’t even have a chance with Nancy (shudder) after you made her more bitter than Angostura. This is why I don’t come around much anymore, and when I do I generally only talk about my latest diarrhea bout and leave links to something grotesque.

3:48 pm February, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rev,

Give her a vigorous smack & tick tickle for me, if you find the time and then do yourself a favor after the vile deed is done and head out to get yourself some old school deep dish pizza. Malnati’s,Giordano’s and Gino’s but I’ll defer to any other knowledgeable suggestions.

Let me know when your going and I’ll drive up picking up Hermit along the way. Could be interesting.

3:51 pm February, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Speaking of Medusa, if I’m mistaken she hails from the Big Windy region, maybe just maybe she could manage to slip away from Mr. Biscotti for a few hours and join in on the frivolity and maybe even give the Rev a hand.

4:43 pm February, 3 Mrs. Douchenozzle said...

First, if I had to chose between the Rev or Jaques, I am gona take Jacques frog cock any day, even if it looks like the link he just posted. The Rev’s shit is probably so putrid from being repeatedly smashed into the tender buttocks of under aged male Cambodian street walkers in some ramshackle transvestite S&M club in the great white north. But listen if Jacques isnt gona fil my hole, I would’nt mind doing a bump of white lighting off the Rev’s semi erect nuber.

6:47 pm February, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The definition for “living” used here is up for debate IMHO.

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Nancy, seems there is some mix up with your meds. Get them adjusted. And invest in a vibrator for chissake.

7:00 pm February, 3 Douchble Helix said...

I’ll be damned. You guys knew it was that cunt troll all along.

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Columbos.

7:09 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

This SuperBowl game should be fine. Just as long as the crooked cajun electrical contractors didn’t bamboozle FEMA and leave corroded water-logged electrical conduit in place.

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Yep.

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Should be juuuust fine.

9:28 pm February, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Any rumors that this site is crashing and burning have been misstated.

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and glad Nancy is back

10:18 pm February, 3 creature said...

…yup them good ol bayou boyz on the straight & narrow…the 30 min delay, well that’s just the amt o time neccessary to get the retainer required to figger out dem wacky cajun grids

10:49 pm February, 3 JG said...

Part 2 is even better, but you’d think maybe he could save on ‘roids and go and buy a new fucking TV?

11:52 pm February, 3 airdomin8 said...

Moob. Moob. Moooooooooob.

1:26 am February, 4 Guid is Good said...

Pumpito – remember the Mecha Hineyho to stay out of those Thai saunas.

9:20 am February, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Pumpito’s willingness to hide balloons of heroin all over his body makes him one of the most popular mules in the Nuevo Leon federal prison.

8:23 pm February, 4 inkpand619 said...

dude obviously got himself a set of breast implants.

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