Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

8:14 am February, 5 army (ret) douche said...

what, no robo-hott?

8:17 am February, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

From the looks of the skyline in the second I’d say Gynochin is Canadian. Or Australian. Either way it must be tough knowing that with every meal you’ve got a 50/50 chance of stuffing the food in the wrong hole in your face.

8:26 am February, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

I think the Gynochin takes the hollywood lifestyle a bit too literally:

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http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy182/JustJ46671/2plus2/matt-dillon-something-about-mary-horse-teeth.jpg

8:29 am February, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm………. Robohott!

8:44 am February, 5 kneejerk said...

That “Robohott” should be a “RoboNOT”.

Jesus, that ass is grotesque.

9:27 am February, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Why do I get the feeling if Robohott wrapped her legs around my head that trying to get my tongue into her crank case would be like trying to pry open a bank vault with a Butterfinger bar. I think too, if I did manage to push my tongue past her iron curtains the resulting muscle spasms would cause her to pop my skull like a plump, juicy grape between her thighs and then use my liquified graymatter to lubricate the cables and pulleys on her Bowflex 3000 home gym.

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I’d still do it though because I’m a sucker for the smell of honey and Valvoline.

9:38 am February, 5 creature said...

is that the asian symbol for ‘Season yule log below’?

9:53 am February, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And this just in …

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http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/05/ed-hardy-hubert-guez-lawsuit-masseuse-sexual-assault/

10:09 am February, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

Mr. Scrotato Head @ 9:27 for comment of the week.

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Also, Mr. Scrotato Head, that was an excellent Gonzo Journalism-esque piece last Saturday.

11:26 am February, 5 creature said...

kneejerk has obviously never greedily knelt before such a marvelously bent over ediface as robohott pear…the tought of making those cheeks flex has me salivating!

11:35 am February, 5 Bag Margera said...

Robohott is obviously built for some deep dicking. I wouldn’t expect every man to be up for the task.

5:09 pm February, 5 Guid is Good said...

Sure Australia has given us the Mecha Hiney Ho, at least until the unfortunate Thai sauna incident, and the GreasePitz but Gynochin? Dude please.

Don’t forget which country was the first to place Ed Hardy into bankruptcy.

6:10 pm February, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Robohott is not an ass, it is a challenge. It’s a throwing down of the gauntlet. It’s a syrupy voice purring, “I think this is too much for you, big boy. I don’t think you can handle it.”

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So the question you have to ask yourself is are you ready? Are you man enough to risk the humiliation of pushing into that buttermilk biscuit to hilt and with all your might, only to have her turn around and whisper, “is it in yet?”

7:53 pm February, 5 DarkSock said...

I suspect GynoChin would prefer RoboCockk

8:28 am February, 6 kneejerk said...

You’re right.

I’d actually like to see what i’m entering instead of having to use a submarine-style periscope from the other room.