Monday, February 25, 2013

There is a Six Pound Wristwatch of Douche In This Picture

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You are forgiven if you cannot locate it.

EDIT: And on a totally unrelated Oscars note, Ang Lee eats at In-n-Out Burger with his Academy Award. Those are good burgers, Dude.

# posted by douchebag1
11:06 am February, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Douching it up, sipping on shitty over priced Champagne in some dark back room with the delusional hope that you’re gonna get some stripper gash is no way to go through life Son.

11:20 am February, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Watch out, watch guy!

11:21 am February, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Nope, not seeing it. Wait, is it around her neck like a great millstone? no, no, I got nothing…

11:27 am February, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Can’t swing a bag of cats without hitting something fugly in this room

11:32 am February, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

E Boss. The boobs, the boobs.

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@Et Tu

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Never much hankered the over-practiced urbane chicks. Now the Laurentians now thatls some fine strippers. Girls from Saskatchatoon smell like dust, methyl alcohol, and lack in teeth

11:42 am February, 25 Douche Wayne said...

Barney Rubble’bag

12:27 pm February, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mongoloid ‘Bag.

12:33 pm February, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Is it still a chinstrap if the person has no neck?

1:03 pm February, 25 Vin Douchal said...

L.A. Kings Ice Girls swimsuit calendar has chicks in bikinis. With hot bods

1:23 pm February, 25 douche equis said...

Vaguely semitic raccoon prepares to suckle her young.

1:34 pm February, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Shen Lee Manxiao believes you can never wear too much mercury-tainted facial whitener.

1:58 pm February, 25 DarkSock said...

HORRY-WOOOO!

2:34 pm February, 25 Tits McGee said...

How can this be the first transvestite comment yet posted?

4:02 pm February, 25 Macsorley McScrote said...

What is wrong this dude’s dimensions. Her tits are bigger than his head. Did he get Beetlejuiced?

4:13 pm February, 25 Guid is Good said...

After directing Brokeback Mountain a little In-n-Out action would be the last thing I would feel like.

7:16 pm February, 25 Douchble Helix said...

Yep, the tranny thing occurred to me, and that’s a great question about his tiny noggin.

11:43 am February, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

When your head is smaller than your watch, which is smaller than one of her boobs, something has to give. Ask Pedro.

3:53 am February, 27 Stephanie said...

Even with a larger watch he still doesn’t know what time it is.

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