Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Vegas Paid-to-Be-Youngs Take a Dump on a Squirrel Carcass

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Only taut Aryan suckle thigh Janelle offers hope of escaping this skin displaying tattoo monstrosity pileup with at least a modicum of dignity intact.

And by modicum of dignity, I mean completing enough extension classes to finally qualify as a massage therapist at a place other than “The Happy Ending Oyster and Snack Shack” off Robertson and Bundy.

# posted by douchebag1
3:23 pm February, 6 Wheezer said...

Man, that’s a whole lotta chlamydia and bad decision-making in that photo.

3:30 pm February, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This looks like the B-team of the Chippendouches Male Revue.

3:31 pm February, 6 creature said...

I have “lunch” at that joint all the time, boss

3:36 pm February, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This photo illustrates why the terrorist shitheads will win and we will soon be a third (turd, respect) world nation under the heel of jihadist oppressors (aka “O.P.P.”).

3:38 pm February, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Five years from now when bachelorette Janelle has popped out a couple babies, gained 40 lbs and her less than perfect husband says he has to “work late again” (read: drown his sorrows at local tavern) she’ll kick start the vibrator and pound away as she foundly remembers the gentle caresses of the tattooed, muscled arms of Chippendouche Hector.

5:32 pm February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can only reconcile one fact of recent history to justify the recent Canadian bashing. The sacking of Washington. Son .

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http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/smartnews/2012/06/today-we-celebrate-the-time-canada-burned-down-the-white-house/

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Bubbas

5:49 pm February, 6 Bag Margera said...

Rev, The 2003 Liberal government called. They wanted their something to prove back.

6:02 pm February, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is this a newly discovered Abu Gharaib prison photo?

7:59 pm February, 6 Sir Douche said...

These guys get paid?

8:36 pm February, 6 creature said...

rev, a canadian friend of mine was expelled from high school in Santa Barbara (rightly so) for informing his Yaqui brothers that America lost the war of 1812

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revolutionaries

8:52 pm February, 6 Bag Margera said...

@creature

Getting expelled for telling the truth… Just like Saddam.

9:23 pm February, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I, for one, would never bash Canada. They gave us great hockey, great bacon and blended whisky and good beer. Also, the funny accents, flannel shirts and Tim Horton’s (there is now one right off Times Square in NYC and it almost doesn’t smell like urine!), They are governed (ruled) by the Queen and have been able to wrest land from the Aboriginal people without much fanfare or condemnation. America hasn’t been so lucky.

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If Canada was to our South and had a nicer climate I would move there. Plus they have great strippers, especially in that town that’s right across the lake from Michigan.

9:32 pm February, 6 Bag Margera said...

DW speaks in knowledge and fairness. Of course if the American south wasn’t so utterly depressing, their accents would sound a lot more funny than ours do.

5:57 am February, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey man! That (those) is The Greasepitz. And I apologize for the forefathers sending wild injuns in armoured skin to burn Dolly Madisons house. A feat which would be noteworthy if Will Smith had been in the movie. but not with that fugly wife and insufferable kids.

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Scientologists

7:10 am February, 7 Vin J Douchal said...

Crown Royal and Elisha Cuthbert. That’s all the Canadian you need to know. However, hockey gave us terms like “high rotation”, “in the slot”, and “face wash” which can be used in everyday conversation. Eh?

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Hosers

7:52 am February, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Let us not forget Canada gave us Shania Twain, perhaps the hottest brunette to ever bust out a country tune. Sure, she made some bad marriage choices, but she looked amazing doing it.

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But then you also gave the world Celene Dion. And Alanis Morisette. And Avril Levigne. And people say Iran is a threat against humanity.

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I’m watching you Canada. You’re behind in the count. Better step it up.

7:54 am February, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Chippendale Hector aka Rodrigo smirks and rocks a pink boa. I hate to admit this but I kinda agree with him cause you know he’s gonna humiliate that naughty bridesmaid and well he should.

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Rick James, Cam Neely, pre-bleeth Pam Anderson, Sorel’s and Lenny the Box that to me sums up Canada.

7:57 am February, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And Rev, If Canada wanted to send down another raiding party and burn down the White House again I seriously doubt anyone could muster up either enough energy or enough outrage to even remotely care. While they’re at it they could burn down the Senate chambers.

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Just don’t mess up the Smithsonian. There’s some cool sh*t in those buildings. If I just had the energy to want to go see it.

8:11 am February, 7 hermit said...

^ make sure they turn off Barry’s smoke detector.

8:54 am February, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I clicked on the pic above, knowing I shouldn’t, and now I’ve got an orange smear across the inside of my monitor. It’s like everything’s floating in Tang.

11:55 am February, 7 Bag Margera said...

Lets not forget Vegas built Celine Dion an Colosseum, not Canada.

11:09 am February, 9 Stephanie said...

I’ll take How Serial Killers Are Made for $800 dollars,Alex.

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