Monday, February 18, 2013

Venicio Blow Kiss To Camera, Yes?

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Venicio like America very much. The women are divine! The food, not so much. Venicio had a plate of spaghetti yesterday from a Chef named Boyardee. It was not so good.

But that no matter.

For Venicio loves Camille as much as a newly dry-cleaned pink Polo t-shirt. She is tasty American woman.

And L.A. Looks hair product and Drakkar Noir both offer a wonderful scent to the air, yes? Like swimming off the coast of Corsica in the rain, yes?

# posted by douchebag1
8:25 am February, 18 ehcuodouche said...

The Drakkar probably drowns out the burning smell from the orange tanning product.

8:47 am February, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Grandpa “Tex” Largemano follows the Boci Ball game being played outside the VIP tent. He averted his eyes from his spoiled heirs and sips on Campari obliviously. Paisan.

8:51 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

Grandfathered ‘bag George Hamilton’s tanning bed warnings to Venicio have gone unheeded.

9:05 am February, 18 Vin Douchal said...

This photo was taken in the snake handling side show tent at the “Sons of Italy Annual Halitosis Fund Drive”

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AND:

All my lamenting about rock music in general and the lack of good music in the Emtertainment Capitol of the World has been answered

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The I.E.’s own Rival Sons rock your ass off with a combo of Led Zepplin bluesrock and STP power pop…. :

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Pressure and Time

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And not to leave out the hot chick factor : All Over The Road

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Do yourself a solid and listen to these cats

9:35 am February, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Where exactly does a douche buy white Ernst & Young pants ?

9:42 am February, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Hipster Zeppelin. Black Crowes on Crack, Sober STP

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I dig it. Mrs. Kroeger will really dig when we get back on the booze tomorrow. And by booze, I mean lots.

9:46 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

“Why you American Women no have hair on the Fazooli down dair? You look-a like toddlers…”

9:47 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

The Wonder Twins gently cup Invisible Man’s balls before activating…

9:47 am February, 18 Sir Douche said...

Is he wearing Mardi Gras beads or is that just some fashionable costume jewelry?

10:11 am February, 18 creature said...

Jerry Buss RIP

…thanx for sho-time!

2:46 pm February, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Venicio’s hair doubles as an ASTM certified racing helmet.

2:53 pm February, 18 hermit said...

Venicio don’t know shit. Chef Boy-R-Dee cooks up a mean can of ravioli.

3:14 pm February, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

Venicio is a mo,Camille’s bentover inner boob reveal/tease/possible slippage is always appreciated.

4:12 pm February, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Glad to hear The Rev is back.

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White Ernst & Young slacks. Must be in Cleveland. Before Labor Day.

6:16 pm February, 18 Sir Douche said...

Douchble Helix – but after Easter.

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