Sunday, March 10, 2013

1980s Dating Video

And God said… let there be mullets!

And there were mullets.

And God saw that they were douchey.

So God created the internet. So that they could be mocked.

# posted by douchebag1
10:56 am March, 10 creature said...

uh, that was creepy

1:14 pm March, 10 Scooby Douche said...

Did any of these people have children? Oh, the humanity…..

1:43 pm March, 10 ...... said...

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Shallow idiots are shallow idiots, whether they’re wearing pastel Cosby sweaters with feathered hair, or whether they’re wearing Affliction t-shirts with spiked hair.

1:54 pm March, 10 The Dude said...

the 80s should get honorable mention for douchiest decade. Setting the tone (loss) for the present day (miserable).

3:27 pm March, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Know I know who got all the girls who wanted to have fun and why I got stuck with the ones who wanted to crush my spirit under the cloying weight of their bottomless self loathing and absolute bat shit insanity.

4:15 pm March, 10 Wheezer said...

All we need are two things:

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1) A Viking outfit

2) The “body designer” as speech coach

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Having those things on our sides could stop us from being such fuccen hatters, couldn’t they?

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The mullets weren’t even that bad and clearly not the worst part of that clip.

10:28 pm March, 10 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Anne Hathaway’s nipples tell me to get over the 80s, and get into the 20-teens. I believe them. Anne Hathaway’s nipples have never lied to me.

5:49 am March, 11 DarkSock said...

Holy shit.

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The fucking Viking dude was the only one that didn’t make my soul cringe.

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Barbarians.

6:12 am March, 11 Vin J Douchal said...

Like any link following a fisting comment, as a rule I don’t click on ’80’s stuff.

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It’s unfortunate that some of y’all had to grow up during that period. It was a confused and taxing decade of horrble fashion and entertainment following on the heels of the world changing 60’s and the Free Love ’70’s. Madonna was thrust upon us and spandex clad men with teased hair became the norm.

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Did we need to see shiny free ballin’ primpers or mullet sporting , Members Only abusing, popped collared douches? Nay.

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6:17 am March, 11 Vin J Douchal said...

Like any link following a fisting comment, as a rule I don’t click on ’80’s stuff.

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It’s unfortunate that some of y’all had to grow up during that period. It was a confused and taxing decade of horrble fashion and entertainment following on the heels of the world changing 60’s and the Free Love ’70’s. Madonna was thrust upon us and spandex clad men with teased hair became the norm.

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Did we need to see shiny free ballin’ primpers or mullet sporting , Members Only abusing, popped collared douches? Nay.

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In hindsight, at least rap music wasn’t as prevalent and the VCR came out. Also, my car had a phone in it for which my boss paid mightily. The bill for the phone was more than the car payment

6:21 am March, 11 Vin J Douchal said...

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