Sunday, March 17, 2013

Bobby Bottleservice

Nick Kroll, longtime HCwDB reader, brings the club mock to Comedy Central with quality A game. If you haven’t already, check out The Kroll Show. For it is hilarious stuff.

# posted by douchebag1
7:53 am March, 17 Scooby Douche said...

A new, and welcome, approach to the site: Not having to damage your eyes and brain cells by actually looking at a photo. Thank you for saving me from the horror this beautiful Sunday morning.

8:32 am March, 17 Douchble Helix said...

I saw his special on Netflix. He’s great.

8:52 am March, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This video is not available from my location. But I’m bruised and drunk and cut up from Men’s Wellness Night 25 anyway. Apparently I left alone in the bad part of town where you can get a blowie for some weed and a slice. I don’t know what the fuck happened but I still have my teeth, wallet, weed, and cock so I don’t fucking care. Time to drink black beer.

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Shalelieghs.

9:06 am March, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Beautiful. ^^^^

9:10 am March, 17 Douchble Helix said...

But Bobby, how can you parody something that’s already so fucking stupid?

9:18 am March, 17 DarkSock said...

I ran across this actual segment whilst flipping channels; it was apparent that this guy was a learned scholar of douchebaggery because it was spot on. The funniest part was at the end, where he asked the tour guide hottie if she’d bang all three of them and she shrugged and said “sure”.

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Hence the very dynamics of lust, revulsion, mockery and loathing that are the mortar and brick of this site.

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Weepsturbaters.

11:30 am March, 17 creature said...

…so, um, does this guy steal our jokes?

…jus askin’

12:34 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

No pic visible here. Thank god for the Golf Channel.

10:11 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

HCwDB is much funnier.

12:02 am March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vera Farmiga as Norman Bate’s mother gives me occasion to get wood.

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Duck Dynasty is the new Cheers.

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Corned Beef and cabbage gives me an itchy crotch.

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My daughter, the fat one, will be a teenager in two years.

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I am anticipating tomorrow’s electromyograohy to be pleasant followed by fake Cajun food.

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The Montreal Canadians

6:30 am March, 18 Troy Tempest said...

I don’t know what to think about this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398885_10151328266558244_704573737_n.jpg

7:01 am March, 18 Douchble Helix said...

The “Brown Note” perhaps?

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I only know about it because it was on Mythbusters.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

9:09 am March, 18 creature said...

^ good punk rock band name

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