Monday, March 11, 2013
Boobs
See title.
More to the point, don’t see title.
Don’t see nuthin’.
Not even the borderline nottabag
Simply see globby globs with dancing cherubic lute babies circling them like tweety birds of harmonic glee.
B O O B I E S! ! ! ! !
Ah, yes; REAL Booblies.
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Her cans remind me of the former Ms. Sock’s Dairy Cannons. Ahhh, good times.
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Naturals.
Now that’s a balcony you can do Shakespeare from–and by “do Shakespeare,” I mean motorboating while reciting Sonnet 151. Repeating if necessary to get inflection and tone right, of course.
The dude? Restrained but definite smile, no douche signifiers. I say nottadouche but one hell of a lucky man.
If she’s Irish, that’s where Shamrock Shakes come from
Weird tan lines there. Someone (me) needs to take her bikini shopping.
This is refreshing, naturals & a notta. Go in peace my man and remember whenst inevitable motor-boating present its self to you, drink plenty of water, go right to left at a nice rythmic pace and if your fortunate enough add some Cool Whip to the mix.
I have this sudden, overwhelming urge to do a face plant.
That woman has larger than average breasts.
The look on Notta’s face says it all: “Yep. Paydirt. Sweet.”
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Whereas a douche would be force-pouting and pretending she was a potato or table leg or something of that nature.
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Invigilators.
Compare Lindsay’s natural boobies above with the siliconic bulbations of Candi’s rib bumpers in the preceding photo. Discuss.
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Juxtaposeurs.
I’m surprised at the lotta ya. No douche signifiers? Notta? This guy has chin fung dot, gelled up hair swirl, a NECKLACE, and some kind of neck encircling, just visable under the NECKLACE tattoo. Sure, he’s got a nice smile and seems genuinely happy to be with this young woman, but a NOTTA. Yer getting soft.
There’s a guy in the picture ? Didn’t even notice that.
Meanwhile, in Canada, Reverend Chad Kroeger fails another drug test. Or aces it, depending on your point of view:
dem boobies are Shakespearianoids.
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The cop @2.16p is saying “Rev Chad, you forgot the cuffs!”
Meanwhile Lance Armstrong says “fuck it” and marinates in a pool full of steroids all weekend:
My thanks to Vin for one of best links in months.
Dammit give a man a warning – I have to clean my screen.
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dental floss
@ Sock 2:16
Flying colors.