Thursday, March 21, 2013

Breaking: High Schools Axe Bodyspray

These Guys

We’re… winning?

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High school wants kids to cut back on body spray after student hospitalized for exposure to Axe

From ASSOCIATED PRESS

Last Updated: 11:03 AM, March 20, 2013

Posted: 11:02 AM, March 20, 2013

BETHLEHEM, Pa. — A Pennsylvania high school wants its students to cut back on the body spray.

Freedom High School in Bethlehem says one of its students was recently hospitalized for exposure to Axe Body Spray. Now, officials are asking students to stop using it as a cologne or fragrance while attending the school.

In a statement posted on the school website Tuesday, officials say the affected student is severely allergic to the spray and recently had to be taken to the hospital by ambulance after being exposed to it.

It wasn’t immediately clear what type of reaction the student had, or what chemical in the spray may have caused the problem.

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And from Gawker, Axe Bodyspray has same effect as nerve gas.

# posted by douchebag1
10:16 am March, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When I journey to the back of my temporal lobe I remember wearing some Polo shit or Calvin Klein that my pretentious retarded brother bought when i started the Izod craze. I’m sure that Troy, Jacques, and Douchey will remember that the way to a young woman’s heart was not with cologne, but with White Russians, cut coke that made ya shit cause of the infant laxative, a good joke and a mouthful full of schnapps- flavoured bar butter in the parking lot in your old 77 Dodge Tradesman van complete with a selection a various bras and panties decorating the twin mattress and assorted paint cans…and shit. Son. And my awesome Pioneer sound system playing the Psychedic Furs.

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Best band in history, except all the other bands… and shit. Got me a wife this shit and my Jesus-sized cocck. RIP BCS.

10:42 am March, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dick Sargent never needed Axe Body Spray.
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10:49 am March, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you had to listen to that music in order to get laid in Canada in the 80s, I’m glad I growed up down here in the US of A.. It was bad enough to have to put up with the big hair and popped collars.

11:28 am March, 21 Hughdouche said...

That dudes a MO

12:45 pm March, 21 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Dude prefers titting-off other dude rather than Hard Face Kelly. Her look of abandonment suggests unfulfilled teenage years.

2:35 pm March, 21 Vin Douchal said...

He say’s he reminds his friends of Will Ferrell but what they really said was “wild ferret”

7:13 pm March, 21 Guid is Good said...

Is this that avant-garde theatre piece “Three retards and a skank?”

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