Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Car Self-Portraits With Camera Phones

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Not just for the economic elites anymore.

And remember kids, when wearing a designer sleeveless rayon/cotton hybrid, the second, third and fifth button must remain unbuttoned for proper aesthetic achievement.

Angie prefers peppermint gum to spearmint.

# posted by douchebag1
12:05 pm March, 26 hermit said...

Even with his hair shorn, that Marty Allen can sure pull some tail.

(here would be where I’d post a link to a picture of Marty Allen, showing how similar he looks to the douchebag in the pic if I weren’t so lazy)

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Can’t remember if DW has ever covered Marty Allen’s love life, but I’m pretty sure he did Peggy Cass and Kitty Carlisle in an anal three-way while Orsen Bean watched.

12:17 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Angie prefers Fish Fillets to Big Macs

12:18 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Angie prefers digital entry to Louisville Sluggers

12:19 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Angie prefers meatball breath to this guy’s farts

12:30 pm March, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Angie prefers a donkey punch to a cleveland steamer

12:48 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Angie prefers Pigdog to Schweinhund

1:05 pm March, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Marty Allen was a regular in Steve and Edie’s homemade scat films and was known for his love of dirty anal. He and his partner Steve Rossi conducted an orgy in their dressing room during a taping of the Ed Sullivan show in 1964 that featured, among others, several of the June Taylor Dancers, Phyllis Diller, Topo Gigio, JoAnn Worley, Slappy White and Senior Wencas. Slappy White, I says.

1:19 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

She has that Librarian Thang going on.

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I’d like to make her Decimal System all Dewey.

1:31 pm March, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

I think this is the “before” shot, before they visit here: http://on.aol.com/video/giant-inflatable-colon-teaches-cancer-awareness-517719970

2:24 pm March, 26 The Dude said...

Angie, you’d better watch out for Robert Blake Jr. – the rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

3:47 pm March, 26 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Once again, @DoucheyWallnuts, The Sock, Hermit and Vin have got me laughing harder than Sammy D. at one of Dino’s minstrel jokes.

4:41 pm March, 26 Guid is Good said...

This “before” photo clearly shows Ramone the mobile car detailer the two nasty fecal smears that need to be removed from the front seats.

8:40 pm March, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Ya know, the way you all make fun of these “Elites” says a lot more about you than it does about them.

9:51 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

Et Tu, D.H.?

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Charles Douchewin: Plinky’s Mom?

11:16 pm March, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Oh, no. Not me, ‘Sock.

8:30 am March, 27 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Is this a screen capture from bad Hot Teacher Porn?

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