Thursday, March 14, 2013

Chester Roderick Offers the Mayan Eye of Asswipus Trustfundus

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Debutante Kelly is over the whole sorority thing. Daddy will care if she wrecks her credit rating.

# posted by douchebag1
7:01 am March, 14 DarkSock said...

I’ve seen more chest hair on a fetal pig.

7:09 am March, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“The Gators'” youngest brother “The Chameleon” shapeshifts his bad reptillian self to fit in with the Hilton hott.

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Ya hear that Al Gore. Fuck you and the internet you invented before you went to FU University ya con-man muslim doomsayer. Reptillian shitbag. Fuck YOU!!! And fuck that fat wife with the Dee Snider fetish too. FUCK YOU and fuck that Jew girl shilling the “LEAN IN” book too. Entitled billionare Larry Summers cocksucking opportunist lucky shitrag. FUCK you!

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I feel better now.

7:11 am March, 14 ghey said...

that gay guy again

7:19 am March, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Paris Hilton is still around? Maybe she’s getting ready to shoot a new vid but me thinks it won’t be with him, he likes dudes.

7:45 am March, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Il Pape sends greetings from one of his lambs in Buenos Aires. Sons.

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Laplantes

7:52 am March, 14 Vin Douchal said...

The person that invented Pinterest needs to have their typing fingers forcibly removed from their hands with vice grips, slammed car doors and dog bites.

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Same goes for the 4’9″ pint sized dude in this photo

9:15 am March, 14 Ulf said...

Isn’t that Paris Hilton and Rocco Siffredi???

10:35 am March, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

Stay douchie, my friends….

10:44 am March, 14 The Dude said...

This pic makes my eyes bleed. huh? I’m being told that’s called a hangover.

1:43 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Isn’t that Paris Hilton and some eurofag?

1:43 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Isn’t that Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest?

1:44 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Isn’t that Paris Hilton and Oscar Pistorius’ gay cousin?

1:45 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Isn’t that Paris Hilton bending Beckham?

2:14 pm March, 14 Ojo Rojo said...

No, it’s Paris Hilton and Greg Kinnear.

2:58 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Isn’t that Paris Hilton and some hag that kinda looks like Paris Hilton?

2:59 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Why is Rodderick showing more cleavage than Paris Hilton?

3:00 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

“The name is Stern. James Stern.”

3:01 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Why does Paris Hilton look like she’s having more fun? Does it involve an anal toy?

3:04 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Questions from an inquisitive audience. Does Roddy have a problem aside from having to pose next to Paris Hilton. Does her vajayjay emit an effluvium?

3:05 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

“Paris Hilton’s vaginal miasma overwhelms the reek of Roddy’s Axe overspray.”

3:08 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Beat The Reek, Paris! My Heroine. <- easy joke there. I'm trying to move on.

5:37 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

The tide rolls in, and occasionally pokes fun of the human race. Sometimes, Paris Hilton gets in the way of a pristine photo of a douchebag. Don’t blame Paris Hilton!

5:39 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Don’t blame Paris Hilton for a long series of bad life choices.

5:39 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Don’t blame Paris Hilton for posing with male-cleave Steve.

5:41 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Don’t blame Paris Hilton for – shit, I’m still ranting on this pic. She doesn’t respond to my twitties either.

8:20 pm March, 14 douche equis said...

Oh my. If this guy weren’t so Eurogay I might be making an early call for Douchebag of the Year. But I guess if that really IS Paris Hilton it’s a DQ, no celebs allowed, eh?

9:19 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Don’t blame Paris Hilton for that.

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