Thursday, March 14, 2013
Chester Roderick Offers the Mayan Eye of Asswipus Trustfundus
Debutante Kelly is over the whole sorority thing. Daddy will care if she wrecks her credit rating.
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I’ve seen more chest hair on a fetal pig.
“The Gators'” youngest brother “The Chameleon” shapeshifts his bad reptillian self to fit in with the Hilton hott.
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Ya hear that Al Gore. Fuck you and the internet you invented before you went to FU University ya con-man muslim doomsayer. Reptillian shitbag. Fuck YOU!!! And fuck that fat wife with the Dee Snider fetish too. FUCK YOU and fuck that Jew girl shilling the “LEAN IN” book too. Entitled billionare Larry Summers cocksucking opportunist lucky shitrag. FUCK you!
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I feel better now.
that gay guy again
Paris Hilton is still around? Maybe she’s getting ready to shoot a new vid but me thinks it won’t be with him, he likes dudes.
Il Pape sends greetings from one of his lambs in Buenos Aires. Sons.
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Laplantes
The person that invented Pinterest needs to have their typing fingers forcibly removed from their hands with vice grips, slammed car doors and dog bites.
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Same goes for the 4’9″ pint sized dude in this photo
Isn’t that Paris Hilton and Rocco Siffredi???
Stay douchie, my friends….
This pic makes my eyes bleed. huh? I’m being told that’s called a hangover.
Isn’t that Paris Hilton and some eurofag?
Isn’t that Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest?
Isn’t that Paris Hilton and Oscar Pistorius’ gay cousin?
Isn’t that Paris Hilton bending Beckham?
No, it’s Paris Hilton and Greg Kinnear.
Isn’t that Paris Hilton and some hag that kinda looks like Paris Hilton?
Why is Rodderick showing more cleavage than Paris Hilton?
“The name is Stern. James Stern.”
Why does Paris Hilton look like she’s having more fun? Does it involve an anal toy?
Questions from an inquisitive audience. Does Roddy have a problem aside from having to pose next to Paris Hilton. Does her vajayjay emit an effluvium?
“Paris Hilton’s vaginal miasma overwhelms the reek of Roddy’s Axe overspray.”
Beat The Reek, Paris! My Heroine. <- easy joke there. I'm trying to move on.
The tide rolls in, and occasionally pokes fun of the human race. Sometimes, Paris Hilton gets in the way of a pristine photo of a douchebag. Don’t blame Paris Hilton!
Don’t blame Paris Hilton for a long series of bad life choices.
Don’t blame Paris Hilton for posing with male-cleave Steve.
Don’t blame Paris Hilton for – shit, I’m still ranting on this pic. She doesn’t respond to my twitties either.
Oh my. If this guy weren’t so Eurogay I might be making an early call for Douchebag of the Year. But I guess if that really IS Paris Hilton it’s a DQ, no celebs allowed, eh?
Don’t blame Paris Hilton for that.