Tuesday, March 19, 2013
"Cocky Racoon And The Case of the Missing Crisco"
Sure it’s easy to look back at Shel Silverstein’s unpublished 1973 children’s book, “Cocky Racoon and the Case of the Missing Crisco” and say that it’s totally inappropriate for children.
But it was the early 70s, man.
Times was different.
Back then, children’s books frequently featured fondling, group orgies, rampant drug use, goth makeup, and an annoying, trendy music video director slash fashion photographer from Dusseldorf shouting “Make eeet beeger!! Sexierrrrr!!” at models by a pool.
What?
It had a moral lesson, too.
Don’t do drugs, kids.
Or grease up for a trendy music video director slash fashion photographer from Dusseldorf.
Cocky Raccoon
Checked into his room
Only to find
A droopy-titted, vaguely Eurasian hoe-skank.
restroom towel boy at Sheriff Pitchess Honor Camp/Detention Center
LuLu is an escapee from Cybil Brand Institue for Wayward Girls who can smuggle bologna logs
…real place in east el lay
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esse’s
That Adam Ant sure can pull the trannies.
side boob reveal isn’t that great when its side saggy boob reveal.
They are siblings: Dick and Peter Tucker.
The only way her crotch region could become that discolored is if she’d been fondled by diesel mechanics or chimney sweeps.
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Medical fact
She ass fucks herself……..and shit.
Replicant Sex Workers.
I was looking up some oldish shit today, as the roads were not useable cause of the snow and drunk Eskimo squatters eating my trash, and ran into our old friend Unfinished Tatt Guy. Good times….and shit.
Cocky Racoon’s been filmed getting arrested on COPS so many times the black bar became permanent. And shit. Son.
what. the. shit. is. this? Oh nevermind sprocket cleared that up for me
T’was a tool named Cocky Racoon
Thought his disguise got him some poon
Closet super hero
But the poon count? Zero
Gets manhandled by the club’s goon
This sock puppet is terrible: shaved everything AND a micromini?
…and yet the consensus is that she is worse. Per yooshe, the consensus is correct. Her chest IS a case of the Mondays. Fried eggs hangin’ from a wall tack.
Black mask and slathered in grease
“I’m a stripper!” says Little Maurice
Put your threads back on
And resume blowing Juan
Or they’ll call Rodney King’s same police
I didn’t there was an all-male reboot of Blade Runner called Blade Rimmer. Looks likes Cocky’s got the role of Pris. Hottie looks a little rough but still worth replicating.
Saddest tits ever. 🙁