Tuesday, March 19, 2013

"Cocky Racoon And The Case of the Missing Crisco"

CockyRacoon3

Sure it’s easy to look back at Shel Silverstein’s unpublished 1973 children’s book, “Cocky Racoon and the Case of the Missing Crisco” and say that it’s totally inappropriate for children.

But it was the early 70s, man.

Times was different.

Back then, children’s books frequently featured fondling, group orgies, rampant drug use, goth makeup, and an annoying, trendy music video director slash fashion photographer from Dusseldorf shouting “Make eeet beeger!! Sexierrrrr!!” at models by a pool.

What?

It had a moral lesson, too.

Don’t do drugs, kids.

Or grease up for a trendy music video director slash fashion photographer from Dusseldorf.

# posted by douchebag1
11:54 am March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Cocky Raccoon

Checked into his room

Only to find

A droopy-titted, vaguely Eurasian hoe-skank.

11:57 am March, 19 creature said...

restroom towel boy at Sheriff Pitchess Honor Camp/Detention Center

12:00 pm March, 19 creature said...

LuLu is an escapee from Cybil Brand Institue for Wayward Girls who can smuggle bologna logs

…real place in east el lay

.

esse’s

12:06 pm March, 19 Douchble Helix said...

That Adam Ant sure can pull the trannies.

12:11 pm March, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

side boob reveal isn’t that great when its side saggy boob reveal.

12:13 pm March, 19 Wheezer said...

They are siblings: Dick and Peter Tucker.

12:14 pm March, 19 hermit said...

The only way her crotch region could become that discolored is if she’d been fondled by diesel mechanics or chimney sweeps.

.

.

.

Medical fact

12:20 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She ass fucks herself……..and shit.

1:13 pm March, 19 Douche Wayne said...

Replicant Sex Workers.

1:19 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I was looking up some oldish shit today, as the roads were not useable cause of the snow and drunk Eskimo squatters eating my trash, and ran into our old friend Unfinished Tatt Guy. Good times….and shit.

1:35 pm March, 19 DarkSock said...

Cocky Racoon’s been filmed getting arrested on COPS so many times the black bar became permanent. And shit. Son.

1:46 pm March, 19 army (ret) douche said...

what. the. shit. is. this? Oh nevermind sprocket cleared that up for me

1:54 pm March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a tool named Cocky Racoon

Thought his disguise got him some poon

Closet super hero

But the poon count? Zero

Gets manhandled by the club’s goon

1:55 pm March, 19 Tits McGee said...

This sock puppet is terrible: shaved everything AND a micromini?

…and yet the consensus is that she is worse. Per yooshe, the consensus is correct. Her chest IS a case of the Mondays. Fried eggs hangin’ from a wall tack.

1:59 pm March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Black mask and slathered in grease

“I’m a stripper!” says Little Maurice

Put your threads back on

And resume blowing Juan

Or they’ll call Rodney King’s same police

8:25 pm March, 19 Marcel Douchechamp said...

I didn’t there was an all-male reboot of Blade Runner called Blade Rimmer. Looks likes Cocky’s got the role of Pris. Hottie looks a little rough but still worth replicating.

12:48 am March, 20 Guid is Good said...

Saddest tits ever. 🙁

Leave a Reply

What is 5 + 6 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)