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10:42 am March, 31 DarkSock said...

I had a BeastMaster once. Mulched okay, but terrible turning radius.

11:07 am March, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

I only made it to 1:05

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But the post-kiss fast cut to ferret-pop at 0:47-0:48 was genius.

11:10 am March, 31 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

“Conquer your fears,” and try to buy 5’8″ Rip Torn as a terrifying, macho bad guy.

11:40 am March, 31 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This takes me back to the days when I thought Metallica was cool.

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12:25 pm March, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Didn’t Ferret #2 win the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor that year ?

12:26 pm March, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Piss poor acting ability aside, that Tanya Roberts was one hot little piece of ass back in the day.

1:34 pm March, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

@ Magnum Douche P. I. 12:25

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Yes.

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Ferret #1 was fuccen furious. They’ve never worked together since; Siskel and Ebert cited this as the ONLY reason for panning “Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time”.

6:45 pm March, 31 jonezy said...

This movie spurred the loincloth revival of the 80s

In the director’s cut the huge black guy absolutely goes to town on the BeastMaster. I heard the ferrets were cast just for that part even though the scene was deleted

8:14 pm March, 31 DarkSock said...

I thought this was that movie with the three blade sword? What movie am I thinking of?

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Tri-Blade, I says

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Tomorrow I take over for a week.

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There WILL be PEAR.

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Brazzers.

9:39 pm March, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have a Spirit Wolf…….in my pants and shit, Son. I just watched “The Bible”, and you know who you saw.

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Bigots