Friday, March 29, 2013
Fraiku
Jan sulks, Kevin broods.
He ain’t getting no gravy
On his Limp Bizkit
Chad found out climax
Is bad time for Dutch Oven
To be pulled on wife
— DoucheyWallnuts
She’s a chatty pro.
Wonders how to spend the next
55 minutes.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Behind the blonde hair
and soft blue eyes lies only
entropic disdain.
— Charles Douchewin
She cooks, does dishes
But why does your mom have to
Be in here with us?
— Vin J Douchal
Ken thinks ’bout baseball
to prolong sexy time, finds
bats an odd turn-on
— Morbo
Bro Kevin bought the
Axe spray, K-Y lube, rubbers
Forgot the blue pill
— Magnum Douche P. I.
I lost my renoB
God, I must be a Finnoch
A Finnoch, I says
When I shot my load
I called out the pool boy’s name
“Manuel, I’m coming!”
I swear on my Ma.
We were just getting all wet
And it slipped in there.
He’s been all moody
Since the gyroscope was put
In HIS Monkey Hole.
Jan was sure he was
Drunk and horny enough to
Love her big man wrench.
That’s the second guy
Tonight who can’t get into
My blue waffley lips.
Jan can’t remember
What she told him over drinks.
Was it pre or post op.
He thinks he’s done with
batshit-crazy all the time;
not worth crazy sex.
He sees her skill at
making men into porch beef
decides to run now!
Behind the blonde hair
and soft blue eyes lies only
entropic disdain.
He just discovered
her vagina is not where
NutraSweet comes from.
New style foreplay;
Ignore each other and pout
Then fuck like crazy
Tattoo on his back
Reads, “My other girlfriend is
a guy.” Now she’s pissed
She cooks, does dishes
But why does your mom have to
Be in here with us?
Helga Pouts after
discovering the pool boy’s
not Joaquin Phoenix
Before he made The
Thinker, Rodin sculpted the
Lesser know, “Stinker”
Her period came
Ruined the mood, turned white sheets
‘To Japanese Flag
Four hour erection?
For this guy? Only if he sees
her brother naked
Ken thinks ’bout baseball
to prolong sexy time, finds
bats an odd turn-on
Shelly said, “Flash It!”
Paul heard, “Flaccid” and complied.
He’s one-trick pony.
“I’m too young for this
Low Testosterone b.s.”
Buying Cialis
Haiku briefly down,
T’was my fault, anal sex jokes
make my anus itch.
.
– management
Annie the tranny’s
pissed that Jason’s not down with
“her” Jesus-sized cock
^at least it wasn’t an anal sex joke.
.
Charles 6:22 ftw
She’s a chatty pro.
Wonders how to spend the next
55 minutes.
Good Friday it ain’t
Jebus arose from the dead
not “Little Kevin”
Bro Kevin bought the
Axe spray, K-Y lube, rubbers
Forgot the blue pill
Jan is daydreaming
Of days when she would pull trains
With the football team
Jan:”I told you so”
Bed is no place for Legos
Fish that last piece out
Jan’s a hot l’il screw
Smelly twat has him thinking
Won’t go down again
Blonde, but crotch looks like
Troy Polamalu’s hairdo
Next time bring a brush
“Bah!” he boldy states
That saltpeter shit don’t work
Guess you’re wrong, fuckface
It’s fun to Haiku
Shit that won’t make the Page 1
‘Cept if Darksock’s drunk
kevin is disturbed
to find out that ‘honey pot’
is euphemism
Shooting pool
No fun when done with
a soft rope
kevin rethinks his joke
made while munching jan’s juice box
called it a coon trap
If you look real close
You’ll see the blonde in bed is
Really a tranny
Chad found out climax
Is bad time for Dutch Oven
To be pulled on wife
Kevin is distraught
since he chipped a tooth on
gyroscope in monkey hole
Ute pines for real man
to give her Angry Dragon
gets Rusty Trombone
Things took a bad turn
When Chad tried anal mischief
On himself, not her