Friday, March 29, 2013

Fraiku

limp bizkit

Jan sulks, Kevin broods.

He ain’t getting no gravy

On his Limp Bizkit

Chad found out climax

Is bad time for Dutch Oven

To be pulled on wife

— DoucheyWallnuts

 

She’s a chatty pro.

Wonders how to spend the next

55 minutes.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Behind the blonde hair

and soft blue eyes lies only

entropic disdain.

— Charles Douchewin

She cooks, does dishes

But why does your mom have to

Be in here with us?

— Vin J Douchal

Ken thinks ’bout baseball

to prolong sexy time, finds

bats an odd turn-on

— Morbo

Bro Kevin bought the

Axe spray, K-Y lube, rubbers

Forgot the blue pill

— Magnum Douche P. I.

# posted by Bagnonymous
5:30 am March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I lost my renoB

God, I must be a Finnoch

A Finnoch, I says

5:45 am March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When I shot my load

I called out the pool boy’s name

“Manuel, I’m coming!”

5:49 am March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I swear on my Ma.

We were just getting all wet

And it slipped in there.

5:51 am March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s been all moody

Since the gyroscope was put

In HIS Monkey Hole.

5:53 am March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jan was sure he was

Drunk and horny enough to

Love her big man wrench.

5:54 am March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That’s the second guy

Tonight who can’t get into

My blue waffley lips.

5:56 am March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jan can’t remember

What she told him over drinks.

Was it pre or post op.

6:11 am March, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

He thinks he’s done with

batshit-crazy all the time;

not worth crazy sex.

6:16 am March, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

He sees her skill at

making men into porch beef

decides to run now!

6:22 am March, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

Behind the blonde hair

and soft blue eyes lies only

entropic disdain.

6:23 am March, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

He just discovered

her vagina is not where

NutraSweet comes from.

6:34 am March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

New style foreplay;

Ignore each other and pout

Then fuck like crazy

6:36 am March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tattoo on his back

Reads, “My other girlfriend is

a guy.” Now she’s pissed

6:42 am March, 29 Vin J Douchal said...

She cooks, does dishes

But why does your mom have to

Be in here with us?

6:44 am March, 29 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Helga Pouts after

discovering the pool boy’s

not Joaquin Phoenix

6:49 am March, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Before he made The

Thinker, Rodin sculpted the

Lesser know, “Stinker”

6:59 am March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her period came

Ruined the mood, turned white sheets

‘To Japanese Flag

7:10 am March, 29 Morbo said...

Four hour erection?

For this guy? Only if he sees

her brother naked

7:13 am March, 29 Morbo said...

Ken thinks ’bout baseball

to prolong sexy time, finds

bats an odd turn-on

7:51 am March, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Shelly said, “Flash It!”

Paul heard, “Flaccid” and complied.

He’s one-trick pony.

8:06 am March, 29 The Dude said...

“I’m too young for this

Low Testosterone b.s.”

Buying Cialis

8:08 am March, 29 douchebag1 said...

Haiku briefly down,

T’was my fault, anal sex jokes

make my anus itch.

.

– management

8:38 am March, 29 hermit said...

Annie the tranny’s

pissed that Jason’s not down with

“her” Jesus-sized cock

8:40 am March, 29 hermit said...

^at least it wasn’t an anal sex joke.

.

Charles 6:22 ftw

8:42 am March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s a chatty pro.

Wonders how to spend the next

55 minutes.

8:43 am March, 29 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Good Friday it ain’t

Jebus arose from the dead

not “Little Kevin”

8:48 am March, 29 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Bro Kevin bought the

Axe spray, K-Y lube, rubbers

Forgot the blue pill

9:08 am March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Jan is daydreaming

Of days when she would pull trains

With the football team

9:10 am March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Jan:”I told you so”

Bed is no place for Legos

Fish that last piece out

9:13 am March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Jan’s a hot l’il screw

Smelly twat has him thinking

Won’t go down again

9:16 am March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Blonde, but crotch looks like

Troy Polamalu’s hairdo

Next time bring a brush

9:22 am March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

“Bah!” he boldy states

That saltpeter shit don’t work

Guess you’re wrong, fuckface

9:24 am March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

It’s fun to Haiku

Shit that won’t make the Page 1

‘Cept if Darksock’s drunk

9:29 am March, 29 creature said...

kevin is disturbed

to find out that ‘honey pot’

is euphemism

10:38 am March, 29 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Shooting pool

No fun when done with

a soft rope

10:41 am March, 29 creature said...

kevin rethinks his joke

made while munching jan’s juice box

called it a coon trap

11:12 am March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you look real close

You’ll see the blonde in bed is

Really a tranny

11:13 am March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chad found out climax

Is bad time for Dutch Oven

To be pulled on wife

11:29 am March, 29 Dickie Fingers said...

Kevin is distraught

since he chipped a tooth on

gyroscope in monkey hole

12:34 pm March, 29 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Ute pines for real man

to give her Angry Dragon

gets Rusty Trombone

1:35 pm March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Things took a bad turn

When Chad tried anal mischief

On himself, not her

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