Friday, March 1, 2013

Friday Haiku

DbagBat

Then BatMan cried

“To the Bat-Van, Timothy!”

Never seen again…

Batman and Robin

not the same since monkey holes

and gyroscopes merged.

— UFO Destroyers

 

 

The Pauncho Batman

goes home to Alfred, and by

Alfred, I mean Mom.

— Charles Douchewin

Adam West, Burt Ward

Hold court with 6 skanky bleeths;

Comic Con crowd waits

— DoucheyWallnuts

Piscataway Youth

Club takes its final field trip

to Harold’s basement.

— Douche Wayne

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:41 am March, 1 Douche Wayne said...

I see neither a

hot chick nor a douchebag, sir.

Hashtag misfiled pic.

7:50 am March, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Great Scott, Boy Wonder!

The Grieco has perfected his Bleeth Ray!

No hottie is safe!

7:51 am March, 1 HCwDBinNYC said...

Chick in sailor cap

Riding Batman with strap-on

Robin? No can do.

7:56 am March, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Batman and Robin

not the same since monkey holes

and gyroscopes merged.

7:57 am March, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Ace and Gary are

a more intimidating

crime fighting combo.

7:59 am March, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Zowie! That explains

in onomatopoeia

Why Robin’s shorts stick

7:59 am March, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Iceberg, fire, and rocks

would be the only way this

cruise ends well for us.

8:03 am March, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Make a Wish day ends

with order of protection

against El Batman!

8:04 am March, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Time to get to work.

Sequestration won’t happen

on its own this month.

8:22 am March, 1 Bag em, Tag em said...

Red Head Top Center

Please come aboard my “Vessel”

You Are Eighteen, right?

8:26 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is a good one

I will be joining the nonsense

After I have dump.

8:27 am March, 1 Bag em, Tag em said...

Out with Ed Hardy

Bat Wings and Gadgets now “Cool”

Grabs My Underroos

8:33 am March, 1 Bag em, Tag em said...

Wont be the last time

They see douche-clowns in costume

Future Club Wait Staff

8:38 am March, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

The Pauncho Batman

goes home to Alfred, and by

Alfred, I mean Mom.

8:39 am March, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Batman, from Bayonne

should stay hidden in shadows

Holy fail Batman

8:42 am March, 1 Bag em, Tag em said...

Gracias Papa

Primo dado un gato

Conseguí putas

9:02 am March, 1 Douche Wayne said...

The Dark Blight Rises

in his pants; not used to girls

not inflatable.

9:03 am March, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Sad, Robin’s parents

never taught “stranger danger”

not seen since photo.

9:12 am March, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Piscataway Youth

Club takes its final field trip

to Harold’s basement.

9:14 am March, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Next time good idea

to put down spooge rag before

taking pics with kids.

9:16 am March, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Tall blonde has handful

of busty brunette’s round ass.

That’s f**king hot. Son.

9:32 am March, 1 The Dude said...

I say nottadouche

That’s a lot of hotts. Son.

Tall Red is mine. Son.

9:42 am March, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Adam West, Burt Ward

Hold court with 6 skanky bleeths;

Comic Con crowd waits

9:43 am March, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tattoo on her thigh

Gives me a raging renoB

Batman makes it wilt

9:44 am March, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Lucha Libre fans

Pose with Fab Forum ring girls

“I sprung a pube, Dad!”

9:44 am March, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How can it be that

Retard Batman and Robin

Can attract hot bleeths?

9:50 am March, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Batman, can’t you

pull better hott

than this lot?

9:51 am March, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pinnacle Vodka:

The booze of choice for retards,

And bleeths who love them

9:53 am March, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Industrial park

The site of a crazy gig.

Batman. Robin. Bleeths.

9:55 am March, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The crane had to lift

Batman and Robin Largeman

Into this party

10:35 am March, 1 The Dude said...

Bleeths can’t pull real men

Since the gyroscopes were put

In their monkeyholes.

10:36 am March, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Schlomo Garcia

Dad pays off Bar Mitzvah gift

Cross pen more useful

10:37 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Batman wants to tag

Robin with his pink grappling

Hook. Robin just smiles.

10:39 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There’s no bat floodlight

Since the gyroscope was put

In their Monkey hole.

10:41 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Young chicks go ga-ga

On their way to Bat/Boy Love

Convention. Bat, Son.

10:42 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girls and boys, witness

The newly appointed debt

Solution team. Broke.

10:43 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Life went downhill

After Michael Keaton made

That Snowman crap film.

10:45 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mauri versus the

Shaoling Monk ain’t got nothing

On this pile of turd.

10:47 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Junior year vacay

Was suppose to be in the

Other Venice. Son.

10:49 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad’s mind

Don’t work as fast sober. I’d

Fuck them all, three times.

1:10 pm March, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Captain to the bridge.

Captain DarkSock to the bridge.

Full speed to the reef.

5:36 pm March, 1 Morbo said...

Later, Robin lost

virginity. Sadly, it

wasn’t to a girl

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