Friday, March 1, 2013
Friday Haiku
Then BatMan cried
“To the Bat-Van, Timothy!”
Never seen again…
Batman and Robin
not the same since monkey holes
and gyroscopes merged.
— UFO Destroyers
The Pauncho Batman
goes home to Alfred, and by
Alfred, I mean Mom.
— Charles Douchewin
Adam West, Burt Ward
Hold court with 6 skanky bleeths;
Comic Con crowd waits
— DoucheyWallnuts
Piscataway Youth
Club takes its final field trip
to Harold’s basement.
— Douche Wayne
I see neither a
hot chick nor a douchebag, sir.
Hashtag misfiled pic.
Great Scott, Boy Wonder!
The Grieco has perfected his Bleeth Ray!
No hottie is safe!
Chick in sailor cap
Riding Batman with strap-on
Robin? No can do.
Batman and Robin
not the same since monkey holes
and gyroscopes merged.
Ace and Gary are
a more intimidating
crime fighting combo.
Zowie! That explains
in onomatopoeia
Why Robin’s shorts stick
Iceberg, fire, and rocks
would be the only way this
cruise ends well for us.
Make a Wish day ends
with order of protection
against El Batman!
Time to get to work.
Sequestration won’t happen
on its own this month.
Red Head Top Center
Please come aboard my “Vessel”
You Are Eighteen, right?
This is a good one
I will be joining the nonsense
After I have dump.
Out with Ed Hardy
Bat Wings and Gadgets now “Cool”
Grabs My Underroos
Wont be the last time
They see douche-clowns in costume
Future Club Wait Staff
The Pauncho Batman
goes home to Alfred, and by
Alfred, I mean Mom.
Batman, from Bayonne
should stay hidden in shadows
Holy fail Batman
Gracias Papa
Primo dado un gato
Conseguí putas
The Dark Blight Rises
in his pants; not used to girls
not inflatable.
Sad, Robin’s parents
never taught “stranger danger”
not seen since photo.
Piscataway Youth
Club takes its final field trip
to Harold’s basement.
Next time good idea
to put down spooge rag before
taking pics with kids.
Tall blonde has handful
of busty brunette’s round ass.
That’s f**king hot. Son.
I say nottadouche
That’s a lot of hotts. Son.
Tall Red is mine. Son.
Adam West, Burt Ward
Hold court with 6 skanky bleeths;
Comic Con crowd waits
Tattoo on her thigh
Gives me a raging renoB
Batman makes it wilt
Lucha Libre fans
Pose with Fab Forum ring girls
“I sprung a pube, Dad!”
How can it be that
Retard Batman and Robin
Can attract hot bleeths?
Batman, can’t you
pull better hott
than this lot?
Pinnacle Vodka:
The booze of choice for retards,
And bleeths who love them
Industrial park
The site of a crazy gig.
Batman. Robin. Bleeths.
The crane had to lift
Batman and Robin Largeman
Into this party
Bleeths can’t pull real men
Since the gyroscopes were put
In their monkeyholes.
Schlomo Garcia
Dad pays off Bar Mitzvah gift
Cross pen more useful
Batman wants to tag
Robin with his pink grappling
Hook. Robin just smiles.
There’s no bat floodlight
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey hole.
Young chicks go ga-ga
On their way to Bat/Boy Love
Convention. Bat, Son.
Girls and boys, witness
The newly appointed debt
Solution team. Broke.
Life went downhill
After Michael Keaton made
That Snowman crap film.
Mauri versus the
Shaoling Monk ain’t got nothing
On this pile of turd.
Junior year vacay
Was suppose to be in the
Other Venice. Son.
Reverend Chad’s mind
Don’t work as fast sober. I’d
Fuck them all, three times.
Captain to the bridge.
Captain DarkSock to the bridge.
Full speed to the reef.
Later, Robin lost
virginity. Sadly, it
wasn’t to a girl