Friday, March 15, 2013
Friday Haiku
Look at that scary
Unnatural plastic doll.
A Chucky doll, too!
It puts the doll in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The wooden hose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Plastic harvested
From Bleeth gives life to Chucky
She’ll spawn many more
— DoucheyWallnuts
She has hand up crotch
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Bride of Chucky is
Marionette to old men
No strings attached
It puts the doll in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The wooden hose.
She has an armful
Of Chucky. Belly full of drugs.
And splintery poon.
Sign on her butt says
My other friends names are Frank
And Sybian. Whores.
For bride of chucky
fashion is child’s play, she
always looks like this.
Clutching her voodoo
doll, Scary Stacey mimes what
she does to peeni.
Little Ho Bleeth, just
whitened her teeth, now she’s all
set to chomp off dicks.
Any guy who spends
the whole night had better sleep
with one eye open.
The jury saw the
“Before” and “After” photos;
awarded millions.
Da Boss starting new
site; “Serial Killers from
Movies and Hot Chicks.”
The Bleeth of Chucky
Has a hankering for hose
Inanimate hose
Plastic harvested
From Bleeth gives life to Chucky
She’ll spawn many more
The Chucky Sex Toy
Will make bleeths giggle and “O”
Is not child’s play
Chucky gets lucky
With Bleeth who gives him Shocker;
He gives her splinters
Her boobs and Chucky
Distract us from her belly
Pregnant or just fat?
Luz hugs John Grooooden
lacy brassiere is no match
for Huge Tracts of Land
Chucky is there to
help bleethy midget with
persistent anal itching
Chucky got the nod
Because Ken turned down this Bleeth
Kermit was next choice
The bleeth’s boobs are real
So is all that belly fat
Sure, I would hit it!
Light haiku action
Pic I sent to Db1
A colossal bust
SonnyChibaChoad
Made a great Haiku today
before 9am.
.
Son
I beg to differ, but bleethe’s boobs are real, and she is not fat. Sometimes I wonder if some DB commentators have ever actually seen or touched boobies, real or otherwise…