Friday, March 15, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Look at that scary

Unnatural plastic doll.

A Chucky doll, too!

It puts the doll in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. The wooden hose.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Plastic harvested

From Bleeth gives life to Chucky

She’ll spawn many more

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:41 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has hand up crotch

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

6:44 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bride of Chucky is

Marionette to old men

No strings attached

6:45 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the doll in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. The wooden hose.

6:49 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has an armful

Of Chucky. Belly full of drugs.

And splintery poon.

6:51 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sign on her butt says

My other friends names are Frank

And Sybian. Whores.

7:04 am March, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

For bride of chucky

fashion is child’s play, she

always looks like this.

7:07 am March, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Clutching her voodoo

doll, Scary Stacey mimes what

she does to peeni.

7:12 am March, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Little Ho Bleeth, just

whitened her teeth, now she’s all

set to chomp off dicks.

7:16 am March, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Any guy who spends

the whole night had better sleep

with one eye open.

7:17 am March, 15 Douche Wayne said...

The jury saw the

“Before” and “After” photos;

awarded millions.

7:22 am March, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Da Boss starting new

site; “Serial Killers from

Movies and Hot Chicks.”

8:21 am March, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Bleeth of Chucky

Has a hankering for hose

Inanimate hose

8:30 am March, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Plastic harvested

From Bleeth gives life to Chucky

She’ll spawn many more

8:35 am March, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Chucky Sex Toy

Will make bleeths giggle and “O”

Is not child’s play

8:36 am March, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chucky gets lucky

With Bleeth who gives him Shocker;

He gives her splinters

8:38 am March, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her boobs and Chucky

Distract us from her belly

Pregnant or just fat?

8:52 am March, 15 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Luz hugs John Grooooden

lacy brassiere is no match

for Huge Tracts of Land

9:22 am March, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

Chucky is there to

help bleethy midget with

persistent anal itching

9:49 am March, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chucky got the nod

Because Ken turned down this Bleeth

Kermit was next choice

10:02 am March, 15 The Dude said...

The bleeth’s boobs are real

So is all that belly fat

Sure, I would hit it!

11:53 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Light haiku action

Pic I sent to Db1

A colossal bust

8:23 pm March, 15 The Dude said...

SonnyChibaChoad

Made a great Haiku today

before 9am.

.

Son

6:34 pm March, 17 JG said...

I beg to differ, but bleethe’s boobs are real, and she is not fat. Sometimes I wonder if some DB commentators have ever actually seen or touched boobies, real or otherwise…

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