Friday, March 22, 2013

Friday Haiku

technicolor douche

Kim Kardashian’s

Make-up artists celebrate

The end of their shift.

They don’t use bronzer

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

 

Skittles and vodka

Ecstasy, too much dancing

Results in Puke Fest

— DoucheyWallnuts

Broseph and the

Amazing Technicolor

Dream Coat II – The Rave

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Brainless skull vacuum

Sucks pressure out of the room

Glowstick Explosion

— Justin Timberbag

Shining the Blue Light

Reveals the bacteria

That indicates Poo

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:09 am March, 22 creature said...

labor at the rave

produces full grown offspring

scary afterbirth

7:10 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mulitcolored Mud

Wrestling Night. Two in the blue

And one in the stink.

7:12 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They don’t use bronzer

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

7:14 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Phish fans didn’t learn

To take clothes off before the

Tie-dying party.

7:15 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the paint on

The basket or it gets the

Hose. The pee-pee hose.

7:18 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Paint party includes

Blue, pink, yellow, green, purple

And HPV red.

7:21 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I did that on a bed

Once. Chick painted my cock green.

She called it Vlasic.

7:25 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As she licked his bone

She was shocked to find out there

Was no brownish paint!

7:29 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Later that night no one

Noticed him let loose a brown

Cloud in the hot tub.

7:36 am March, 22 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Broseph and the

Amazing Technicolor

Dream Coat II – The Rave

7:38 am March, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Disturbing new trend

Jackson Pollack Douche/Bleeth pairs

Paint will be outlawed

7:48 am March, 22 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Next to the disco

A paint factory explodes

No humans injured

7:54 am March, 22 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

New Gallagher show

Puts Ed Hardy clothing through

The Sledge-O-Matic

8:04 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Broseph. That’s funny…and shit, son.

8:07 am March, 22 The Dude said...

Jackson Pollock is

Rubbing one out in his grave

He missed this party

8:12 am March, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Skittles and vodka

Ecstasy, too much dancing

Results in Puke Fest

8:18 am March, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Matt Dillon’s career

In decline, covered in paint

And mugging a Bleeth

8:20 am March, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s covered in blood

Since tampon was taken out

Of her Monkeyhole

8:20 am March, 22 Justin Timberbag said...

Brainless skull vacuum

Sucks pressure out of the room

Glowstick Explosion

8:24 am March, 22 Justin Timberbag said...

There is no “Dreamcoat”

Joseph sniffs paint and cocaine

Technicolor shart

8:46 am March, 22 creature said...

“let me share with you

a creamy treat from Harvey

it’s called a SnoBall”

8:55 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Rave at L.A. Zoo

When elephant queefs on ya

Time to start mackin’

9:00 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Coachella combines

Mosh pit, neon paint, barf pail

They’ll soon be bloodied

9:16 am March, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

World’s worst paint store clerks

Get wasted after quitting jobs.

Boss buys computer.

9:47 am March, 22 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Spin Art Pam receives

The Central Scrutinizer

Ice Pick to Forehead

9:51 am March, 22 hermit said...

Douchebag’s dilemma:

Huffing paint or sniffing ‘taint?

Maybe he’ll try both

9:59 am March, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Shining the Blue Light

Reveals the bacteria

That indicates Poo

10:08 am March, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is this our glimpse of

a first natural sighting?

It’s the Easter Bag ™!!

11:06 am March, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Forensic lighting;

Grieco virus visible

Covered in poo stains.

11:31 am March, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Typhoid Tom macks on

Captured Carrie at the Rave.

Penicillin Stat!!

12:33 pm March, 22 ehcuodouche said...

Picture would improve

By putting 12 gauge shotgun

Upside that blowout

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