Friday, March 8, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

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There are many cantos of douchebaggery on the journey through Hades that Dante and Virgil have chanced upon.

One of them involves wearing pornography on your t-shirt.

Note to the kids: Do not wear pornography on your t-shirt.

No, no even if you’re cultivating the “Child Molester Stare + Chin Pubes” look.

It is not acceptable.

Under any circumstances.

Hi there, Aging Lacy Sue. I pinch your bottom with a half-sour pickle.

Here’s your links:

For the guy or girl who has everything: Pig Mask

Is there anything more entertaining than animals having sex?

Ten of the Creepiest Celebs in 2012’s #2 is Creepy Oldbag Doug Hutchison.

Scholarly peer-reviewed journal, USA Today, offers critical insight about Spring Break destinations.

When you die, make sure they erect a proper grave.

Film school memories: Marty on Oliver.

And some more: QT on Marty.

Want quality Pear Streaming? No, not that kind of streaming you perv. Facebook’s She Squats offers quality.

Okay. Here’s what you want.

Star Pear

Meh. Okay whatevs. Lets get to the real goods.

Triple Pear

Because life is triple good sometimes.

EDIT: Triple Pear link fixed, although it was far funnier the way it was.

# posted by douchebag1
12:44 pm March, 8 BigDaddyDouche said...

The animal sex vid is disturbing to say the least. The Triple Pear shot is the Bonar Grave pic at this time.

12:50 pm March, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Triple Pear is the graveyard shot of the Bonars, Son.

12:55 pm March, 8 Wheezer said...

So the “Triple Pear” shot must be so hot, it’s metaphorical: it will drive us to an early grave with a huge bonar. I get it.

12:56 pm March, 8 Scooby Douche said...

Wow, Triple Pear was a little below this website’s usual pear standards…..

1:17 pm March, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I got the wrong kinda bonar on triple pear this week!

1:19 pm March, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hey! That first gotdamn turtle has stolen my signature sex moves! How do I sue his punk ass?

1:23 pm March, 8 Scooby Douche said...

Triple Pear is fixed!!! And all is now right in the universe……..

1:25 pm March, 8 DarkSock said...

Breaking news: A movie called “Sharknado” is in production. About a tornado. Made of sharks.
.sharknado, bitches
Fuck yeah.

2:01 pm March, 8 Douche Wayne said...

Re: Star Pear

Those are, in fact, the droids I’m looking for.

2:08 pm March, 8 Vin Douchal said...

My next band will be named, Bent Elephant Cock

2:10 pm March, 8 Vin Douchal said...

I’m picturing Star Pear’s pube thatch trimmed to resemble a Wookie

2:14 pm March, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Aging Lacy Sue is giving the Ronkonkoma Eye of Rimjob

2:20 pm March, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs. Kroeger just saw Triple Pear and approved. I noticed a bit of envy in her eyes as she looked down at her humps, cursed Fergie, and wept for the 80’s. This job working for her is so fucking easy I have more time to waste on this site than when I was stoned all day. Cause I don’t get stoned driving around with Lenny. Get it.

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Start drinking brothers for March Break (no respect) is upon us and the chiblets must be entertained. And by entertained I mean I’m getting ripped for the next week in Quebec.

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And by ripped in Quebec I mean fat and drunk. Son.

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There may be pictures of guys like this taken.

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4:40 pm March, 8 douche equis said...

That probably isn’t the best Facebook page EVER, but it’s certainly the best one I’ve ever seen. Then again I don’t get out much.

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I can’t help wondering if the photo chin pube douche is wearing is of the ladies he is embracing. Because if it is, I’d say a very hearty kudos, rather than brickbats, is in order.

8:25 pm March, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She Squats wins a Nobel Prize, or is it a renoB Prize?

8:47 pm March, 8 The Dude said...

renoBeL Prize.

8:50 pm March, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Is there gas in the caar!? Yes there’s gas in the CAAAR!!

10:56 am March, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Outstanding, Jacques. I loves me some naturals.

11:15 am March, 9 DarkSock said...

Damn, Jacques…
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11:16 am March, 9 DarkSock said...

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11:20 am March, 9 DarkSock said...

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11:34 am March, 9 DarkSock said...

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12:21 pm March, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

While your in Montreal, throw your wife a handful of Loonies(Respect) and tell her to take the kids shopping so that you can head over to Club Super Sexe on Sainte-Catherine St to check out the talent. I would only ask that you report back with an in depth critique to let me know that place is still bad ass.

5:05 pm March, 9 DarkSock said...

Super Sexe indeed
arse
Hornos

1:02 pm March, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

Interesting that Tarantino calls Taxi Driver racist. When Travis Bickle talks about getting rid of the filth in the city, he’s not echoing a racist sentiment, he’s expressing a pretty common working class gripe about the lumpen and their exploitation of workers.

I think Tarantino is the racist, frankly. Celebrating black people as a race of thugs and pimps doesn’t make you a champion of blacks, it makes you a racist. Blacks break down like every other race, the vast majority work hard and want justice.

So for Tarantino to run around making blaxploitation films up the wazoo, and then claim other people are racist for hating his archetypes, well to paraphrase Louis CK, he’s putting the racist thoughts in our heads and calling us racist for thinking it.

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