Friday, March 15, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

ChicosNippleRing (1)

And then this happened.

So your humble narrator is currently obsessed with Denali Mint Moose Tracks. Perhaps the finest ice-cream flavor in the history of your momma. It’s like licking nirvana.

Do not judge until you have imbibed.

Partaked.

Partooken?

Who the hell knows.

That shizz is genius.

Here’s yer links:

Your HCwDB xBox Game of the Infinte Fondle Crotch: Bring it. Bring it now.

Remember “Color Me Badd” from one-hit-wonderdom in 1991? They’re baaaaaackkkkkkkk. And they want to sex you up.

Another piece of the DB1’s childhood dies.

Photographer’s girlfriend leads him around the world (with Global Pear bonus!)

FloridaMan on Twitter. Florida, like Texas, is a state of pure asswipe.

Swedish girls hit a nightclub. Hilarity ensues.

But you are not here for drunk Swedish girls. Wait, you’re not? Then get da hells outta here. There’s nothing more in life.

Okay, maybe Pear.

here’s ya go:

Pocahontas Pear

Uhm, Dude, the preferred nomenclature is Native American Pear. Thank you.

# posted by douchebag1
1:07 pm March, 15 wonderdouche twin said...

Is it just me or do the majority of “leads him around the world” look Photoshopped? His arm and her ass are real but the backgrounds aint on most.

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Just sayin

1:25 pm March, 15 Wheezer said...

I have no qualms about having two Pocahottness…..errrrr, Pocahontas Pears. really, it’s quite alright. We’ll just have to name them Pocahontas Pear #s 1 and 2, I guess.

1:27 pm March, 15 The Dude said...

I have two words to say about that pic: *underboob* and *underotherboob*. <-Period

1:30 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Swedish girls are promiscous and like to grind innocent nice guys for all their money. Then they want an “open relationship”.

But it is her fault for being a Swedish hottie intent on breaking your heart the fucking whore. That’s what I heard anyway.

1:38 pm March, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

White top blue stripe Swedish girl is the reason I will drop a toaster in Mr. Scrotato Head’s bathwater and sell the tator tots into slavery before burning down the compound and heading for Europe with a satchel full of bearer bonds.

2:19 pm March, 15 Bag em, Tag em said...

Sophie “Poke-her-hot-ass” Turner is the perfect woman. Tall, blond, intelligent, siliconed and single.

6:36 pm March, 15 douche equis said...

Sorry to hear about Mr. Scrotato Head’s imminent suicide — she’s not worth it man, really.

6:38 pm March, 15 douche equis said...

Also, I notice Peter Pumpinhead and Mary lurking above and to the right of the woman Mr. S is killing himself over. A curious coincidence.

6:39 pm March, 15 douche equis said...

Well, apparently the ‘awesome galleries’ rotate, so you may not see Peter, Pump, and Mary if you look. But they were there. Trust me.

6:58 pm March, 15 The Dude said...

(underboob.) – (.underboob)

8:25 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

I peed in a toilet once.

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8:27 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

A moment of silence for Wheezer’s reminder.
fap
A silence only interrupted by a wet smacking “fap-fap-fap” staccato sound.
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and sobbing.
f.a.

8:29 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

I want to be her doo-doo hammer.

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Sons.

10:01 pm March, 15 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Jesus, she rocks my Jesus-sized cock!

2:13 am March, 16 The Dude said...

Worst posts ever, FTW!

8:07 am March, 16 Duck Duck Douche said...

Pocahontas Pear (I) still needs to trim that snatch a bit.

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DB1…they’re coming to get you:

8:54 am March, 16 DarkSock said...

Mississippi gave the world blues, rock, Faulkner, Oprah (sorry…), Coca-Cola, the Muppets, MTV (again, sorry), and fried catfish.
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Now it looks like we got to teach all you sumbitches how to write a proper obituary.
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Son.
ooo look at that...she's hot too

9:41 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That chick is the Katy Perry of noodlin’. Despite my love for ridiculously prepared organ food, swine, and duck in Quebec, I loves me some fried catfish as much as any other fish. Can you send me some oyster po-boys or are we in one of those red-tide months? That obit is awesome. Son. Fuck Oprah.

9:59 am March, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm…………………. Pocahontas Pear #s 1 and 2.

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@Rev

You would of liked the Phoenix, had listings for all the good kick ass bands that were playing in and around Boston back in the 80’s & 90’s, plus the Personal & Escorts section was chocked full of young Boston Coeds wearing wigs in need of extra cash.

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Swedish chicks have the right idea, they don’t need to “get to know you”. They dig sex for what it is and they haven’t been shamed at young age into believing it’s a sinful act. Good bless them and their Norwegian, Danish & Dutch sisteren.

3:40 pm March, 16 The Dude said...

I’ve always enjoyed a nice trip thru the Netherlands.

4:31 pm March, 16 The Dude said...

I have two things left to say, and I am saying them.

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(.)-(.)

9:18 pm March, 16 Duck Duck Douche said...

Hmmm…I think I know fishgirl there. She gives good Finn.

1:52 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

under.boob.twice.

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