Monday, March 18, 2013

Fro-Mo

526710_10151004474810090_1167528700_n

If they ever cast a pseudo-punk rock ethnic Brady Bunch, Fro-Mo’s got total dibs on “Peter.”

Carly’s sultry Mayan Eye of Coitus reminds us why people frequent overpriced bars. It’s all about the fantasy. The night belongs to fantasy. Fantasy can be had. For $75-125, not including parking.

# posted by douchebag1
2:15 pm March, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Piranha 4D – they’re waiting, in the future.

.

Incase you missed the previous movie:

2:22 pm March, 18 Scooby Douche said...

One of these two has a butt plug in.

Guess which one…..

2:36 pm March, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He looks like he just sharted. She looks like she realizes he just sharted. That, and she wishes she hadn’t worn the high-waisted skirt, which makes her look like she has a gummy worm for a spine.

2:42 pm March, 18 Doctor Magnifico! said...

^ He probably did just shart. It probably stinks of vindaloo.

2:46 pm March, 18 creature said...

my fantasy includes Carly, a rubber hose & an inflatable wading pool filled with green jello

2:50 pm March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Fro-Mo isn’t grimacing, he’s working Kimchi out of his molars with his tongue as the photo snapped

.

.

Carly isn’t happy about this first date at the Hot Dog On A Stick Bar and Grille

2:53 pm March, 18 creature said...

Jennifer Love-Hewwitt’s client list includes the kid who launders the post ‘massage’ spackle sheets

3:14 pm March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He may become menacing when his arms grow to 10 inches. And if he enters Pakistani puberty, which I hear smells like coriander and goat (no racist). Jim Kramer has lost more money in his MSNBC tenure than Hitler.

3:25 pm March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

With the NASCAR race coming to my track here in Fontucky this weekend it’s as good a time as any to

Look at

.

Danica

.

Patrick’s

.

Ass crack.

4:29 pm March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Carly needs a cock in her bumper. Danica needs my huge cock in her dumpster. I still have yet to find a fantasy woman that Joneses my peripheral neuropathy like this dead broad

.road. DEAD, I SAYS!

.

5:18 pm March, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Uh, huh. That’s nice. Meanwhile… Michelle Keegan

.

’nuff said.

5:31 pm March, 18 The Dude said...

I got some Coitus for Carly.

.

Coitus, I says.

5:45 pm March, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

I commend Rev Chad’s taste in dancers.

6:29 pm March, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

That bar is awfully bright and you just know they have a shitty selection of tunes on the digital jukebox. Fro-Mo looks like he’s just happy to be there while Carly looks like she might be down for a 3 way.

7:06 pm March, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That Vera Allen could shag like a minx.

7:28 pm March, 18 The Dude said...

Scooby @2.22 has a point, and that sound you hear is me running away, fast.

8:29 pm March, 18 The Dude said...

I’d like to verify Sofia Vergara’s bra size.

9:06 pm March, 18 Marcel Douchechamp said...

Carly’s sultriness begs me to lick her legs while Fro-Mo’s grimace says “I cut my legs while shaving them.”

10:20 pm March, 18 The Dude said...

Thanks, Douchechamp. It ain’t often when somebody’s name loses me a keyboard. Where shall I send the bill?

11:29 pm March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know about youse guys, but when I’m awake in the dead middle of the night, in the middle of a blizzard, stoned, I get a knob on for the retarded or slutty Gypsy (respect) Sisters on the TV.

.

I love whores and nuns.

.

12:09 am March, 19 Stephanie said...

These two remind of of creamed corn.

3:08 am March, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

@ The Rev – this link contains no whores, nuns, or Gypsy whorenuns, but is excellent for alleviating mid-night, mid-blizzard stoned insomnia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXzu8qgkINs

3:56 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@ Charles. Good find, you beat me to it!

8:07 am March, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

^ I may have locked-up a couple a’ links, but your vignettes are gassers.

Leave a Reply

What is 4 + 7 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)