Thursday, March 21, 2013

It's Like a Field of Ferrets Upchucking into the Ocean as One

The Assvengers

Mixed with some quality suckle leg.

But even quality suckle leg is not enough to fight off the encroaching nihilism.

The vortex of the abyss that awaits us all is dark. And smells like Tara Reid’s foot fungus.

# posted by douchebag1
1:33 pm March, 21 DarkSock said...

Presenting the graduating 2013 class of the Albanian School of Modeling and Lawn Care.

1:38 pm March, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Three of the four in the back row are sploogable, but barely. I didn’t know Huntington Beach catered to this level of detritus.

1:53 pm March, 21 Vin Douchal said...

If Tara Reid’s foot fungus smells like this I don’t wanna get anywhere near her yeast infection

2:02 pm March, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This picture makes me as happy as Anderson Cooper laying in a field of black cocks….and shit.

2:11 pm March, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This just in: This photo gave me Pink Eye. And not the good kind.

2:36 pm March, 21 hermit said...

If this is The Shorebreak Hotel’s Poolside Collection I assume the toilets are clogged with fecal matter……………and shit.

2:38 pm March, 21 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Please tell me where the Shorebreak Hotel is so I can go there and score some quality poontang.

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….and by “quality poontang” I mean mindless, masturbatory sex with girls that are easier than Tara Reid on a four day meth bender.

3:17 pm March, 21 The Dude said...

I will never be able to figure out what Cocky Raccoon is doing. He looks really silly but he isn’t smiling in these pics. Perhaps he’s a German minimalist, plays in Kraftwerk or something.

4:33 pm March, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

@ Rev

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Just the vision of Anderson Cooper laying in a field of black cocks makes me happy. With a pleasant grin on his face, gently frolicing and like sniffing a late spring poppy, inhaling deep with his nose buried in a sweaty pair of ebony nutsack.

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Mmmmm…black people pubes tickle my nose, tee-hee!

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Dude, if I ever decide my life isn’t worth living and I want to waste the necessary resource to visit whatever shit town you live in up in Kanudaw, we should go boozing at what ever rat hole you prefer to fester in. I have a feeling that only you and Dark Sock can swill more beer in a sitting that I and still keep your wits (subjective) about you.

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That said, never fucking talk to me again.

4:40 pm March, 21 Misty Axe said...

New on fox…”Calexico 92231″

7:07 pm March, 21 Guid is Good said...

Benetton’s United Colours of Bleeth campaign was rapidly dropped.

8:49 pm March, 25 Rifftype said...

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