Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Kaylee Gets Back at Her Distant Father Who Never Expresses Emotion

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Revenge is a dish best served by dating Snoop Ferret.

And with a side of orange juice mimosa.

# posted by douchebag1
7:58 am March, 26 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Watch out! Snoop is gonna uleash one of his mad beach ball dunks on ya. Such a menace with his cyte beach ball.

8:27 am March, 26 The Dude said...

I like her beach balls better.

8:28 am March, 26 Merle Baggard said...

She looks like a slutty Kate Middleton. Me likee. Let’s have some more pics of her.

8:32 am March, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Note to Self: Don’t ever go to the Palms Pool and Bungalows.

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Snoop Sneery Schnorrer

8:46 am March, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

BTW, this is no way for a nice Jewish girl to be spending the Moed, or Three Pilgrimage Festivals. Which reminds me of the time I was involved in a relationship with a Phyllis Levine of Boca,Raton that was consummated during Shavuot sometime during the late 50s.

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And by consummated I mean we enjoyed weeks of back door hijinx during the Counting of the Omer as she anointed my Purple Torah with the silk-like kiss of her Glatt Kosher Pink Eye.

8:59 am March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Tattoo on the cooch is not well supported in the Talmud. Although there are mentions of snide schvartzas like above that are easy prey for the mighty Philistines in the Old Testiclement, most Judaic warriors stopped at circumscision in the body disfigurement department.

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The underpinings of Martin Buber’s “I and Thou” really is about getting your schvantz in as many shicksas as possible until you marry well, losing blowjobs, cunnilingus, anal sex and your sanity forever.

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Also, give the Orthodox Jews one more kudo, the glory hole. Orthodox make love to their wife through a hole in the sheet in an attempt to remain modest. This has manifested itself over the years in the heathen culture to become the Glory Hole, a place where you stick yer cocck in the spot and hope it’s not a dude, goat or toothless hobo sucking you off. Yay, Orthodox

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True facts, look ’em up

9:02 am March, 26 Dickie Fingers said...

Snoops got that homeless look working.

9:32 am March, 26 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Them’s be some impressive tatas…

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.In fact, they’re as impressive as he is unimpressive…..

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Strangely though, throughout Vegas, on this dawning of the dayclub season, hot, white, suburban chicks will throw in with homeless-looking Snoop wannabes…..

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.This troubles old, courtly, white Southern gentlemen like yours truly. Not in a racist way, mind you, but in a socioeconomic one.

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.For what is to become of their spawn? Or, indeed, is this the only way to ensure a constant flow of brake mechanics and house painters?

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Rather than ponder these issues for too long, I choose to attribute this phenomenon to Daddy issues….and the pursuit of free alcoholic beverages.

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10:31 am March, 26 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Damn ! The cups runeth over. Kaylee is fine !

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Snoop Ferrett can balance a beach ball. His checkbook….. not so much.

10:34 am March, 26 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Snoop Ferret can work the deep fryer and the grill simultaneously Yo !

11:40 am March, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

We need to find her father.

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And thank him.

12:26 pm March, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Snoop Ferret’s bust out new hit, “You Want Fries With That, Yo ?” just broke Vibe Magazine’s Top 100 Songs – You Never Heard Of.

2:32 pm March, 26 Scooby Douche said...

Is there a Hall of Tits (HoT)? If not, can we start one?

3:54 pm March, 26 Troy Tempest said...

cooter tatt

cooter tatt

don’t need pubes with a tatt like that

gyroscope’s hid inside

for a radioactive ride

Look out!

she’s got some daddy issues

we’re fapping into tissues

look for the cooter tatt!!!

4:48 pm March, 26 Guid is Good said...

Sales of Snoop Ferret’s “Beach-ball Workout Video Vol 2” were falling below budget. Kaylee pulls out the big ‘uns to get that product moving again.

8:22 pm March, 26 Guid is Good said...

Thank Jebus for whoever invented chlorine.

9:15 pm March, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Even the orange and brown spirochetes wanna get away from Snoop Duck Lips.

9:18 pm March, 26 Douchble Helix said...

This pic makes me think there should be a website called Hot Chicks With Douchebags, na mean?

9:18 pm March, 26 Douchble Helix said...

And here’s the *real* Snoop…

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http://yowpyowp.blogspot.com/2012/12/snooper-and-blabber-scoop-snoop.html

9:53 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

She a ho.

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But damn she looks fun. Hence the to and fro repulsive dynamic of this hallowed site..

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And by “to and fro” I mean weepster-bating.

1:01 am March, 27 Wheezer said...

In honor of the late Harry Reems…..she tattooed herself as bush?

1:02 am March, 27 Wheezer said...

Dammit…..a* bush.

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I need caffeine.

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Mountain Dewches.

6:31 am March, 27 DarkSock said...

Harry Reems, Jamie Gillis…and now Ron “Hedgehog” Jeremy’s hacking up blood…

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Better watch your ass, Peter “The Pint” North,

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Fluffers.

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