Thursday, March 28, 2013
Overheard at Disturbing Los Angeles Herspter BBQ
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“So, like, uhm, if you drop the bass with iTunes, is that still called ‘spinning’? Cuz, like, nothing’s actually spinning. What with the lack of record player. So like shouldn’t it be called ‘digiting’, or something? I’m just checking on, like, the proper nomenclature. Yo.”
Disturboboobs rattle with pensive aplomb.
And… scene.
they look kind of normal from this angle. Although there is something odd about the shape of that dude’s head.
Where is The Kurgan when you need him..and shit?
…..because that is NOT a dude, Bflak. It is the product of DNA splicing and racial cross-breeding achieved by turkey basting the barely-motile seed of Kim Jong Il into the barren womb of Rachael Ray.
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.That, and her boobs don’t look dented as long as she’s not holding in her stomach.
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.Bulgogis
That, and she has the hips of an 11 year old boy.
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.Mandoos
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That, and at at least she has no tatts.
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.Bindaeddeoks
Chaz Bono would kill to look like this guy
That, and I’d still give her a double sawbuck for a peek behind the Jolly Roger.
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.Makgeollis
Kim Jong Largeman needs to mix in a salad and a morning walk once in a while.
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doughy bastid
That, and I bet she poops strawberry sherbet.
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.Bibimbaps
That, and her right boob is bigger than her left boob.
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.Banchans
‘he’ has taken more dongs up the back alley, than she has headboards to the grill….jus sayin
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rear entry boogiemen
That dyke has dropped some serious change on ink!
Wow, k.d. lang can sure pull some…..nah, no she can’t.
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How did the blonde reinflate her boobs? Standard bicycle tire pump?
Gaysian?
Leslie Chowderhead sure can pull the deformed boob bleeths.
Tittays look better today. Head – not so much.
I guess this explains why the lost fourth novel, “The Gaysian with the Dragon Poop Tattoo” remains unpublished.
So she can get away with going topless because of the tattoos?
DisturboBoob musta been inhaling in the other photo.
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suckers.
Tattasian looks like the result of the unholy union of Four Prong and Bernie http://ow.ly/jzn39
See what happens when you eat genetically modified food?
Aw, who are you guys kidding? Who among you wouldn’t love to get your mouth around those tasties?