Thursday, March 28, 2013

Overheard at Disturbing Los Angeles Herspter BBQ

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“So, like, uhm, if you drop the bass with iTunes, is that still called ‘spinning’? Cuz, like, nothing’s actually spinning. What with the lack of record player. So like shouldn’t it be called ‘digiting’, or something? I’m just checking on, like, the proper nomenclature. Yo.”

Disturboboobs rattle with pensive aplomb.

And… scene.

# posted by douchebag1
3:19 pm March, 28 Bflak said...

they look kind of normal from this angle. Although there is something odd about the shape of that dude’s head.

3:38 pm March, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where is The Kurgan when you need him..and shit?

3:40 pm March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

…..because that is NOT a dude, Bflak. It is the product of DNA splicing and racial cross-breeding achieved by turkey basting the barely-motile seed of Kim Jong Il into the barren womb of Rachael Ray.

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.That, and her boobs don’t look dented as long as she’s not holding in her stomach.

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.Bulgogis

3:43 pm March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

That, and she has the hips of an 11 year old boy.

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.Mandoos

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3:45 pm March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

That, and at at least she has no tatts.

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.Bindaeddeoks

3:46 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Chaz Bono would kill to look like this guy

3:47 pm March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

That, and I’d still give her a double sawbuck for a peek behind the Jolly Roger.

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.Makgeollis

3:48 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Kim Jong Largeman needs to mix in a salad and a morning walk once in a while.

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doughy bastid

3:52 pm March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

That, and I bet she poops strawberry sherbet.

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.Bibimbaps

3:56 pm March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

That, and her right boob is bigger than her left boob.

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.Banchans

4:05 pm March, 28 creature said...

‘he’ has taken more dongs up the back alley, than she has headboards to the grill….jus sayin

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rear entry boogiemen

4:44 pm March, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That dyke has dropped some serious change on ink!

4:55 pm March, 28 Wheezer said...

Wow, k.d. lang can sure pull some…..nah, no she can’t.

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How did the blonde reinflate her boobs? Standard bicycle tire pump?

6:04 pm March, 28 Guid is Good said...

Gaysian?

6:04 pm March, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Leslie Chowderhead sure can pull the deformed boob bleeths.

6:05 pm March, 28 Guid is Good said...

Tittays look better today. Head – not so much.

6:12 pm March, 28 Guid is Good said...

I guess this explains why the lost fourth novel, “The Gaysian with the Dragon Poop Tattoo” remains unpublished.

9:09 pm March, 28 Ted Brogan said...

So she can get away with going topless because of the tattoos?

6:50 am March, 29 DarkSock said...

DisturboBoob musta been inhaling in the other photo.

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suckers.

6:51 am March, 29 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Tattasian looks like the result of the unholy union of Four Prong and Bernie http://ow.ly/jzn39

1:10 pm March, 29 Stephanie said...

See what happens when you eat genetically modified food?

5:29 pm April, 3 JG said...

Aw, who are you guys kidding? Who among you wouldn’t love to get your mouth around those tasties?

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