Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Shamrock Shake Break
Sometimes ya gotta take a moment, stop comprehending the inanity that circulates through the universe, and enjoy a tasty McDonalds Shamrock Shake.
Yeah. That’s right.
I said Shamrock Shake.
Shamrock Shake.
Say it ten times fast.
Feel the marketing campaign’s adertisorial words coarse through your veins like so many digitized nanobots.
For the Shamrock Shake is no mere mortal shake.
It is divine.
No I was not paid to post this. Nor is it an endorsement of McDonalds, which serves warmed over wildebeest shit rolled in twigs and leaves and calls it food.
But Shamrock Shakes?
Choice.
Goes beautifully with a tasty Elliptical Pear chaser.
Mmmmm…… Elliptical Pear chaser
I’m quite surprised Mickey Ds hasn’t done a crossover ad combining the Harlem Shake with the Shamrock Shake.
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Master Shakers.
I gotta get to the gym more often.
The only ellipse I see is the top of my cock after seeing that gym pear. I haven’t had a Shamrock Shake in decades. Do they still frost the glass with blow?
They are dropping like flies.
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That is actually a butt blaster, not an elliptical.
Blind Faith, the time travelling doobie express, are pretty upset about Alvin.
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Yvonne Elliman sends in this tribute to Alvin.
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Simon and Theodore are inconsolable. Anybody remember 78’s? Sure you do you fuckers.
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These chick are trying to cheer y’all up. That blonde one would have been a good catch in the day. Her sister’s… yeech!
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I’m stoned Sons. Just so ya know.
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Boy am I drunk. Hope my Mom (respect) doesn’t notice at dinnertime. This chick knew Alvin’s mother and she’s fiucking furious he was taken so soon. And all of you would have boned her.
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Anthony Bourdain can’t get over poor Alvin.
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A real glass at McDonalds? I’m calling shenanigans!!! Shamrock shake? Did not know that a weed was sooo minty-I envision pissed off leprechauns gathering, mashing and mixing shamrocks into frozen milk product at horribly low wages all the while Ray Kroc is stashing away the gold he scammed out of this magical little dwarfs. Sure they only have to work for a limited time in the spring, but they are fed those horrible fish sandwiches. It is a travesty.
Which one was the fat broad, Wilson or Phillips?
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When Bourdain was in Quebec I hear he ran through every Mulatto hooker (respect) in Saint-Hyacinthe.
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I lose track a all a these Woodstock one-hit wonder longhairs. They’ll be droppin’ like flies, alright. I can’t wait for that Country Joe to go tits up.