Monday, March 18, 2013

Sheeney Head Shane Skips School To Get Craaazy With Swedish High School Girls!!

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This is a scene from the Joseph Goebbles biopic, right?

Nazi references for the joke-killing loss.

It’s like the anti-humor variant of Godwin’s Law.

Besides, just because Swedes are Aryans, that does not make them Nazis. I dated a Swedish girl in my 20s. She was very attractive. Or maybe she was from Denmark. Alls I know is she was blond and had very white teeth and was an Au Pear. It was the best of times. I have no idea where this story is going. Perhaps I should have a coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
11:40 am March, 18 Scooby Douche said...

Are these girls underage? I don’t wanna go back to the joint……

12:31 pm March, 18 DarkSock said...

It’s okay; they’re schveedish.

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schon.

1:13 pm March, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It seems Anthony Micheal Hall’s son is following in his footsteps.

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Sixteen Scand-holes

1:28 pm March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Doesn’t even look like Sheeny is with these gals. It’s probably the Scandinavian version of porn site “We Live Together.com” and he’s using his famous “Dead Fish Concentration Mind Cleanse” to photobomb…

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Get to diddling, girls, porn sites charge by the minute

1:31 pm March, 18 creature said...

I dated a lovely Finnish au pair in the early ’80’s

….she was much more attractive than Hitler!

1:41 pm March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I tried to bang some Swedish nannies in the 90’s but they figured my dead-end pad was creepy. Maybe it was me. Or maybe my retarded brother.

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Rand Paul will lose to Obama in 2016 and 2020 now that the Constitution is being amended.

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Manchurians

1:43 pm March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the herring in the vag or it gets the hose. The piss hose.

2:02 pm March, 18 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Shane’s got some blinding Mark’O’theBag going on.

2:50 pm March, 18 creature said...

in sweden they shine youngsters faces with yak jizz…helps keep that youthful glow well into septuagenarian orgy age group

5:13 pm March, 18 The Dude said...

I would skip more than school to get down widdem!

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Gal Pals

6:02 pm March, 18 The Dude said...

*Schveedish* ftw. Nicely done, ‘Sock. Don’t pee in a horse unless you absolutely have to!

10:32 pm March, 18 The Dude said...

GFY creature, I like people more attractive than Hitler!

3:45 pm March, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I postulate that there is also a law known as the MC 900 Foot Douchebag Law that states:

“In any comments thread of a NY Post on-line article there shall be blame laid on the following people/groups:

(in no particular order)

1) liberals

2) Bloomberg

3) Obama

It does not matter what the story is about, for your average NY Post reader will always refer to how horrible any or all three of the aforementioned people/groups are.”

Alas, the NY Post no longer allows for comments.

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