Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Shminky and the Brain Show Bettina their Rusty Trombone

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Party Girl Bettina, fresh off a six month Au Pear gig for the Hendersons of Anaheim and their two bratty children, Marty and Elaine, made one crucial mistake during her week-long vacation in San Francisco.

She thought the hand-written flyer taped to the laundromat door on Market Street advertising the upcoming gig for “Rusty Trombone,” a local band of little repute, might be a fun way to meet new people.

No.

No it will not be a fun way to meet new people, Bettina.

It will involve stupidity, out of tune power-synth-pop with drum machine, and a lot of Blue Moon beer.

# posted by douchebag1
7:53 am March, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mila Kunis drinks Blue Moon beer. I’d lick the bottlecap that her obese maid threw into the Poison Ivy bush cause she was pissed off at Mila and rubbed the cap on her shitty anal prolapse out of spite for the chance to sniff Mila’s mother’s post seder(respect) dump in a few weeks. I may pick out the undigested carp meat. Goyem.

8:25 am March, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bettina needs some bolt ons and a 6-month scrip for Valtrex, then we can talk.

8:41 am March, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I hear Bettina has moved on and is a groupie for the Hipster metal band Blumpkin.

9:50 am March, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I hate veterinarians. Old dog made it for seven years without going and the fuckers didn’t tell me anything I didn’t know. Cost more than the fucking dog ever did. Fucking douchebags.

9:52 am March, 6 Vin Douchal said...

They’re Shminky and The Brain

Yes, Shminky and The Brain

One is a Douchenoz

The other’s insane.

They’re club rat mice

Their genes have been spliced

.

They’re dinky

They’re Shminky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Brain.

.

They’ll barf over the Earth

They’re dinky

They’re Shminky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

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Narf!

9:54 am March, 6 summerseve said...

I think The Brain is Porky-Piggin’, you know wearing a t-shirt and no pants.

10:02 am March, 6 Vin Douchal said...

@ Rev

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Speaking of famous actress’ moms , I bet that Dina Lohan kook is a maniac in the sack, on your sack , draining your sack

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Bill W

10:03 am March, 6 DarkSock said...

I hear Bettina has moved on and is a groupie for Hissing Taint

10:44 am March, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dina Lohan gets pregnant by osmosis through her chestal area and fires hissing fetuses (fetii) at the collective sub-conscious known as TMZ. Son.

11:11 am March, 6 hermit said...

Undigested Carp Meat opens for Hissing Taint next week at the Grand Rapids Ramada.

12:39 pm March, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bettina used to go by the name Benny, before “the operation.” Just sayin.

5:27 pm March, 6 Marcel Douchechamp said...

Paul Rudd’s unspoken of douche sibling, Raul Pudd, in the middle there.

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