Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Shminky and the Brain Show Bettina their Rusty Trombone
Party Girl Bettina, fresh off a six month Au Pear gig for the Hendersons of Anaheim and their two bratty children, Marty and Elaine, made one crucial mistake during her week-long vacation in San Francisco.
She thought the hand-written flyer taped to the laundromat door on Market Street advertising the upcoming gig for “Rusty Trombone,” a local band of little repute, might be a fun way to meet new people.
No.
No it will not be a fun way to meet new people, Bettina.
It will involve stupidity, out of tune power-synth-pop with drum machine, and a lot of Blue Moon beer.
Mila Kunis drinks Blue Moon beer. I’d lick the bottlecap that her obese maid threw into the Poison Ivy bush cause she was pissed off at Mila and rubbed the cap on her shitty anal prolapse out of spite for the chance to sniff Mila’s mother’s post seder(respect) dump in a few weeks. I may pick out the undigested carp meat. Goyem.
Bettina needs some bolt ons and a 6-month scrip for Valtrex, then we can talk.
I hear Bettina has moved on and is a groupie for the Hipster metal band Blumpkin.
Fuck I hate veterinarians. Old dog made it for seven years without going and the fuckers didn’t tell me anything I didn’t know. Cost more than the fucking dog ever did. Fucking douchebags.
They’re Shminky and The Brain
Yes, Shminky and The Brain
One is a Douchenoz
The other’s insane.
They’re club rat mice
Their genes have been spliced
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They’re dinky
They’re Shminky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.
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They’ll barf over the Earth
They’re dinky
They’re Shminky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
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Narf!
I think The Brain is Porky-Piggin’, you know wearing a t-shirt and no pants.
@ Rev
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Speaking of famous actress’ moms , I bet that Dina Lohan kook is a maniac in the sack, on your sack , draining your sack
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Bill W
I hear Bettina has moved on and is a groupie for Hissing Taint
Dina Lohan gets pregnant by osmosis through her chestal area and fires hissing fetuses (fetii) at the collective sub-conscious known as TMZ. Son.
Undigested Carp Meat opens for Hissing Taint next week at the Grand Rapids Ramada.
Bettina used to go by the name Benny, before “the operation.” Just sayin.
Paul Rudd’s unspoken of douche sibling, Raul Pudd, in the middle there.